Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! Page #4

a one-hit wonder...

...after its use in a popular Tv commercial

for furniture polish.

Wow, like, who would've thought...

...that you could get a radio station

way up here?

You can't.

It is just the man at the weather station

pretending to be a DJ.

You have a crush on the weather man.

And now you're tagging along

just for an excuse to meet him.

That's not true. There is a storm coming.

She is telling the truth. Look there.

It could blow us right off this mountain.

We've got to find shelter, and fast.

We'll never make it.

We're going to have to set up

our tents here.

You mean, like, camping?

Out here, with that psychotic snowman

on the loose?

Scoob, old buddy, if there's one thing

I don't like about this plan...

...it's everything about this plan.

Yeah.

Okay, Scoob.

Like, you've got first watch.

If that big-footed bogeyman

shows his frozen face...

...he'll have to deal with Scooby-Doo,

guard dog extraordinaire.

Yeah. Guard dog.

Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

Hup, two, three, four.

Like, Scoob, keep it down, will you?

You wanna wake up

the whole neighborhood?

Sorry.

The creature. He knows we are here.

Zoinks, and, like, he doesn't

sound too happy about it.

Yeah.

Mes amis, you cannot quit now.

Sorry, like, Scoob and I

need our beauty sleep.

Not to worry, mes amis.

Come. I show you

something you like, eh?

Like, it's a laser light show.

You see? The traps, they are set.

First I catch the monster...

...then Shaggy and Scooby,

they will go home.

- What?

- What?

Like, I get it now. You're no tour guide.

No, mon frere.

I am Alphonse Lafleur,

the greatest hunter in all the world.

And we're just monster bait

to help you catch that ice-cold cretin.

Yeah. Monster bait.

At last, the creature, he is here.

And, like, we're gone, man. Real gone.

What is going on out here?

Like, you don't wanna know.

No!

Like, if I wasn't freezing,

I'd be having a major meltdown.

Shaggy? Scooby? Is that really you?

It's me, Del chillman.

Wow, what are you guys doing up here?

Would you believe it? We're on vacation.

Yeah, vacation.

So Shaggy and the poochie

have hitched a ride, eh?

No matter.

Where they go,

the monster is sure to follow.

Well, sorry you can't call

the rest of the gang.

It looks like the snowstorm

has blocked out the satellite.

But, boy, am I glad to see you guys.

I don't get too many visitors up here.

Oh, boy, hot chocolate.

The last time we saw you...

...all you cared about was

the Loch Ness monster.

Like, what happened?

Nessie was a no-show.

I was so bummed. But then it hit me.

What if I got a job up here

and used my free time...

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