Chatroom Page #3

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(Sighs)

Ta-da!

Sh*t!

(Sighs)

(Phone rings)

(Train clatters by)

Hi, Mum.

Yeah, I'm OK. I'm fine.

(Sighs)

Is there anyone there?

Where is everyone?

PAUL:
And you can do that,

you'll have the time?

GRACE:

I'm doing six months of publicity -

they can give me a week or two.

- It'd be fun to get away together.

- Yeah. It would.

Do you remember our holidays

in Padstow, William, that house?

Erm...no.

Too young, maybe.

(Phone rings)

Hello, there. Where are you?

It's Ripley.

Where'd you say, Moscow?

- Let me put you on speakerphone.

- Can you hear me?

PAUL:
Hey, Ripley.

- Hey, Dad.

- So nice you called.

- What are you doing in Moscow?

Meeting potential investors.

A little exhausting.

But listen, I really want to be there

for the book launch.

What? You're too busy.

I want to be there for you.

I miss you all.

Where's William?

William's here.

We had our last session today.

We're finished now.

- Oh, great!

- We're starting over.

It's great, William.

I wish I was there to celebrate.

William? Come back!

(Youth speaking aggressively

in Brazilian Portuguese)

(Aggressive muttering)

(Overlapping chatter

in Brazilian Portuguese)

(Dog barking in distance)

Let's do it, Keisha, love.

OK, Si.

JODIE FOSTER:
My Name is Tallulah

COACH:
Keep it moving, keep it flowing.

My name is Tallulah

My first rule of thumb...

Nice and strong! Good girl.

..or where I'm coming from...

Nice tight knees. Go on, tight knees.

So if you really need to,

you know how to find me...

What you said about your parents

treating you as an experiment,

that was insightful.

That was great, Mo.

Yeah, yeah, but you know,

maybe they should.

- I don't actually do anything.

- You're clever, aren't you?

I can see that you're bright.

- I can be, yeah. I can be.

- Yeah, of course you can.

And you can do whatever you want,

anything at all.

You're so positive, man. It's like...

MAN:
Is this for teenage girls?

- Well, are you a teenage girl?

- Yeah, I'm Tina.

Tina the teenage girl?

(With man's voice):

Yeah, are you a teenage girl?

(With girl's voice): Yeah,

and at the moment I'm touching myself.

Really?

- Are you good at it?

- I'm usually a lot better...

when I'm not hacking into

Tony Layton's home computer

and putting his name

on the sex offenders register.

(Normal voice):
Paedo!

You hacked him that fast?

We've got to secure this room

so there's only five of us.

(Sighs)

Do you think at 17

you can be called a paedophile?

Depends on the age of the girl,

doesn't it?

- 11.

- Months or years?

Years.

Are we talking about you?

- Maybe.

- (Laughs)

- Have you tried anything?

- No! I'm ashamed of myself.

Well...OK.

Why not practise on an older woman?

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