Chastity Bites Page #2

What? It's romantic.

Sentimental tripe? What?

It's romantic. Kath, I keep telling you.

What? It's romantic. Kath, I keep telling you.

Romance is just another

kath, I keep telling you.

Romance is just another patriarchal social construct

romance is just another patriarchal

social construct designed to keep women

patriarchal social construct designed to keep

women submissive and teaching us, yet

designed to keep women submissive and teaching us,

yet again, that our sexuality is our

submissive and teaching us, yet again,

that our sexuality is our most marketable commodity.

Again, that our sexuality is our most

marketable commodity. Okay, gloria steinem.

Most marketable commodity.

Okay, gloria steinem. And here to illustrate my

okay, gloria steinem.

And here to illustrate my point...

And here to illustrate my point... Look, y'all.

Point... Look, y'all.

It's los lesbos de san griento.

Look, y'all. It's los lesbos de san griento.

[Laughter]

It's los lesbos de san griento.

[Laughter] And I think we know which one's

[laughter] And I think we know which one's the butch.

And I think we know which one's the butch.

Oh, I'm sorry.

The butch. Oh, I'm sorry.

I thought bi-curious

oh, I'm sorry.

I thought bi-curious girl-on-girl action was still

I thought bi-curious girl-on-girl

action was still trendy this week.

Girl-on-girl action was still trendy this week.

I don't want to be rude, but

trendy this week. I don't want to be rude,

but not if you're fugly, honey.

I don't want to be rude,

but not if you're fugly, honey. [Laughter]

Not if you're fugly, honey.

[Laughter] Yeah.

[Laughter] Yeah.

It's not like you're a

yeah.

It's not like you're a tila tequila and sasha grey.

It's not like you're a tila tequila and sasha grey.

Wow, I guess I'd be crushed

tila tequila and sasha grey. Wow, I guess

I'd be crushed by that if all my role models

wow, I guess I'd be crushed by that if all

my role models were brainless porn stars.

By that if all my role models were brainless porn stars.

Which reminds me, I saw her

were brainless porn stars. Which reminds me,

I saw her in the gym the other day.

Which reminds me,

I saw her in the gym the other day. Full bush.

In the gym the other day.

Full bush. Ugh.

Full bush. Ugh.

Better watch those rug burns.

Ugh. Better watch those rug burns.

Yeah, saw you, too.

Better watch those rug burns. Yeah, saw you, too.

Somewhere hitler's missing his

yeah, saw you, too.

Somewhere hitler's missing his mustache.

Somewhere hitler's missing his mustache.

Ew.

Mustache.

Ew. Who?

Ew. Who?

Let's roll, chicas.

Who? Let's roll, chicas.

It smells like fish taco tuesday

let's roll, chicas.

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