Chasers Page #3

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You should use some Vaseline.

Are you sure you don't have

somebody else?

Come on!

You Navy boys are too slick.

One prisoner coming up.

-Welcome to the house of gravity.

-Jesus!

Navy! Navy!

Navy, slicker than ink.

Okay.

Make it snappy.

We got a long haul.

Johnson's 7 to 10. l gotta

make sure l dot all the l's.

All right. l'm going to the head.

Strike some matches.

Anchors aweigh, jarheads.

You guys, take your positions.

Someone's having a bad dream.

That's all that is.

Sign this.

-What is it?

-lt's routine, to get the prisoner.

You'll be on your way.

Bring up Johnson!

Yes, sir!

Hey, sarge!

Got stuff written on the walls here!

What is it?

''Banger bangs his mother''!

''Banger's a bad b*tch''!

All kinds of stuff!

Smell the seat.

Smell the seat, Rock!

Play with the toilet fish.

That's where you belong.

You guys in the Navy.

l'm not a big fan of the Navy.

l never have been.

l don't like the way it smells.

But they did right sending you here.

You got the right kind of tool

for this job.

Yes, sir.

You're one hellacious piece

of manpower.

Move it.

What are you on about now?

What l want to know is

which one of you...

...will be the female escort

on this show?

About face.

-What is this sh*t?

-You know the rules.

Any female prisoner in transport

must have a female escort.

We're here to pick up a guy.

Tony Johnson.

l know who you're here to get.

Charleston doesn't know sh*t.

This is the N.l.S. report.

This is the correct spelling.

The Navy orders are wrong again.

T-O-N-l.

Like the permanent.

She's female.

Joke's over. Take her back.

No. l can't.

We ain't taking her!

Pretty boy already signed for her.

She's yours.

Forget the rules.

l'll find a dress for you.

-He said it was routine.

-You--

Crotchless panties.

A 44 double-D bra.

-l thought--

-Who told you to think?!

Take your marital spat outside.

This is my office.

lt's a clean place!

Get my leg irons off her.

He's her problem now.

Good luck.

-What?

-The sun. l haven't been out lately.

l have shades in the van.

Get back here and secure the prisoner!

-Just getting her some glasses.

-lKnock that sh*t off! Get below.

The seat's hot.

-l'll get you a towel.

-Okay.

Those are mine.

Get in the van!

Why not make her a pitcher

of iced tea while we're at it?

l don't want to cause

any more trouble.

You're right. Get in.

You stow it.

She have to be cuffed back there?

She can't get out of the cage.

You okay?

Turn around!

Just asking.

Regulations prohibit engaging

a prisoner in a conversation.

Regulations are regulations.

That guy back there said 7 to 10.

He mean years?

ls this her report right here?

What'd she do?

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