Charlotte for Ever Page #3

as far as I know.

You've got balls.

Write the script.

Charlotte, I added

ten bucks for your candy.

Does your hand still hurt?

It's fine. Forget it! It could be worse.

I have to get up early tomorrow.

Have to write an essay.

What's the subject?

Edgar Allan Poe

"The Murders in the Rue Morgue".

Well written. The one with the orangutan.

That's why I need to analyze

stylistics...

and the detective plot.

Not bad!

Why do they teach children

such horrific things?

All right, come here.

Dad, he's not home.

I know. Let's play.

Hey! Becassine, would you help?

I don't get what you are

doing here.

Where the hell are you? Come here.

Watch it!

Take the helmet.

Whoever knocks down the most - wins.

Come on.

Shut up.

It's moto-bowling!

Your turn.

Get to it.

A game for fools.

I wonder who came up with it.

You lost - now you have to moon.

This is driving me crazy.

How long are you going to bug me like this?

Who did this?

It's Therese.

A friend of Becassine.

Oh, Becassine...

Charlotte came up with it.

Interesting.

She was sitting by the radiator

she's a repeat student.

So what?

Stop it. All right.

Go to the store, otherwise they'll be closed.

Come on, Therese.

No... My leg hurts.

All right, it's ok.

Dad, keep an eye on her.

Broom is in the kitchen. So is the dustpan.

What?

What? What? To the left! Move! Go!

All right! Get up!

What did she say to you about

her mom?

Yeah, I see.

You like wagging your behind.

Yes I do.

Ah, you're trying to get me exited.

You may not be the brightest.

But there's something about you.

Are you scared?

Why?

It could be worse.

Look at me.

What's wrong?

Ashamed?

Dad.

What?

I was given a task at school

to answer the Proust Questionnaire.

Proust Questionnaire?

I thought it's studied later.

You're in middle school, aren't you?

Do you want me to help you?

All right, first question.

What do you regard as

the lowest depth of misery?

Lack of toilet paper.

What is your idea

of earthly happiness?

Ladies restroom

in the Maxim restaurant.

I can't say that.

Go on.

For what failiure do you have

the most toleration?

When I fail to hit

somebody in the face!

Your favorite character in history?

Mickey Maos, but not Mouse. Maos.

Just like that?

Exactly.

The quality you most admire in a man?

The ability to f***.

I can't put that down.

Fine, next one.

Answer some questions yourself.

Not all for me. Next one.

What quality you most admire in a woman?

Her wetness.

It's not going to work for me.

I'll think of something.

I bet you will.

- Next.

- Your favorite occupation?

Hand job.

This won't do for you.

No, you can't write that.

Who would you like to be?

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