Charlie St. Cloud Page #3

What about

a high-powered crossbow?

You remember

Mr. Cosimono?

We put him in

over Peach Tree Hill

about a month ago?

Yeah, the dead guy,

Yeah.

He's coming up.

Why?

Because the police suspect

his wife may be responsible

for his untimely demise.

You're joking.

l shouldn't laugh.

It's not funny,

Oh! Speaking of

untimely demise,

it's me and Cindy's

anniversary tomorrow night.

We're going to Maddie's.

Want to come?

Yeah, l'Il try.

Will you actually

ty, though?

'Cause last time

you said you'd try,

you didn't really try,

did you, Charlie?

You just ended

up staying here.

And this time,

Cindy has arranged

a little friend to meet you.

Are you even listening?

No, of course you're not.

You got that glitch

in the sprinkler system

fixed, didn't you?

That would be a no.

But it's not my

fault this time!

Don't look at me like that.

It's actually not my fault.

l called the sprinkler guy,

and he said he couldn't

come till next week.

So l was like,

''All right, cool.

Come next week,''

But more important,

all right,

listen to me about this.

Cindy's got this

mate over staying,

and she is a waitress

at the Red Dog lnn.

Charlie? The Red Dog Inn.

You know about the

Red Dog Inn, don't you?

Mmm-hmm.

AIl right. Okay.

So we've been

telling her about you,

and she really wants

to meet you, all right?

Hey!

Who's got the green thumb?

What?

The garden around

my father's grave

needs to be

completely replanted.

And?

And maybe you could do it!

Any flower preferences?

Yeah, living.

l prefer living flowers.

Good, l'll get right on that.

Yeah, that'll be great,

getting flowers.

Sorry. Thank you.

Bye!

Anyway,

so she's a little

bit naughty,

a little bit saucy,

a little bit promiscuous.

Mmm?

The waitress, Charlie!

Please keep up, mate.

Red Dog Inn.

Hey! Hey!

Hey, buddy.

Hey, can you read signs?

No rubbingl

lf l was going

to rub one out,

l wouldn't do it in

a graveyard, St. Cloud.

People are always

tracing these headstones.

Lieutenant Sullivan.

Sir!

At ease.

You haven't changed,

St. Cloud,

How's your mom?

She moved to Portland.

Hey, were you here

when they brought Green in?

Drove over a land mine.

He was a real mess,

Not by the time l saw him.

Everybody looks great after.

l'm glad to hear

there are some perks.

Hey, what's with this stuff

all over the stone?

lt's the geese, man.

There's something

corrosive in their sh*t.

Don't worry, l'm on it.

Thanks.

l wish l was there

with you guys,

l'm glad you weren't,

Charlie,

Yeah. l'm glad you weren't.

You don't have

to go right away.

Got to face it sometime.

AIl right.

l'Il say hi to

Sammy for you.

He's not there.

l don't get it.

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