Chalk It Up Page #3
- Year:
- 2016
- 90 min
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- Oh, Emily.
- Apple.
- Emily.
How are you?
This is Tanya
my wedding coordinator.
We're mapping out seating
on the quad.
- We know each other.
- She has me on retainer.
- Ooh.
- Can't wait for yours.
Todd moved to Oxford.
What?
Besties.
English wedding are divine.
And, left apple here.
Oh, honey.
No, no, it's fine.
It's fine. And I've got
a meeting to run to.
- Okay.
- Of course you do.
- Bye-bye.
- That's it, honey.
Make a new life for yourself.
Maybe I shouldn't have
said anything.
- Although your presentation is...
- Impeccable.
Disturbingly informative,
I can't just form a varsity
team out of thin air.
But you have a gym
just sitting on campus unused.
Plus, it says here
in the NCAA manual,
that once the gymnastics roster
is certified eligible,
the rugby team
can be back on the field.
Bing, bang, done.
I'm sorry. What is your
interest in this again?
Mr. Kelly...
- May I call you Preston?
- No.
We both know that rugby alumni
make up the second
largest donation pool
at $255,692 a year.
Are you really willing
to give up all those donors
just because you're not adhering
to title 9?
How would, how do you know the,
just the exact amount?
Your firewall is junk.
I hacked it...
I found it in seconds.
Look, these are the
simple steps to success.
Okay.
Recruit a team.
Certify eligibility.
Practice.
Compete.
All you have to do
is allow me to start
the women's gymnastics team.
No.
I want you to go.
No, he said absolutely not
to mar his athletic legacy
with harebrained idea like this.
- So it's a maybe.
- Totally.
- On to plan b?
- Yay! I love plan b.
All right,
we start with recruiting.
Should be easy. There's got to
be lots of gymnasts at Greene.
There are no gymnasts at Greene.
But we found 12 former
gymnasts in the database.
I know.
I talked to all of them.
Only Emily said
she would on the team
if I agreed
to hand tie 600 ribbons
on her wedding invitations.
One even told me that I
didn't deserve to be here.
It's like
she channeled my mother.
Oh, BT-Dubbs,
your mother called.
- Yeah, how long?
- 15 seconds.
She said she was wondering
if you had any potentials yet.
- For the gymnastics team?
- Husbands.
Oh, and she wanted
to remind you to,
"get off your duff
and find a boyfriend already."
- Stakeout training?
- Yep.
I need to practice being
statue still for hours on end.
My roommate in the CIA.
Oh, speaking of which.
Greene students are busy.
what the CIA does...
Kill people.
No, you lunatic.
When they can't find an
agent they make one.
I don't know anyone in robotics.
No, like, ah...
Find people with
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