Chalet Girl Page #4

There. Right there.

Mmm! I want to be a profiterole.

So these guys fly in on a private jet

and their idea of fun is rubbing

a burnt cork on each ether's faces?

That's insane.

Sanity's overrated.

Tried it once, didn't get it.

Join in. We don't bite.

Well, my mum bites a bit. The rest of us

just nibble ibble dibble...

Talking crap.

- You! it's time.

- No, there's absolutely no way.

- Yes! Yes!

-I don't want to!

Georgie! Georgie! Georgie! Georgie!

OK, OK.

Hark! The Herald.

Ooh.

(makes farting sounds to tune of

"Hark! The Herald Angels Sing'Q

(mimics beatbox)

- Go, go, go.

- (Chloe) Oh, Nigel.

(Dickie) Yeah, yeah, yeah.

See now, this is my idea of fun.

You should join in.

(all) J' Hark! The herald angels sing

Unfortunately I'm only grade one

at... whatever that is.

Yeah!

- You eating alright?

- Five a day. How's it going?

- It's fine.

- What are the people like?

- (excited shrieking)

- They're...

Who wants more champagne?

..fine.

If it doesn't work out, I can

always nick one of their paintings.

- (beeping)

- What's that noise?

Oh, nothing, er...

No, it's next door.

There's a truck reversing,

I think.

Listen, Kimmy,

I really miss you, you know?

I know, Dad. Me too.

(Kim) Georgie? Georgie?

It's seven.

(Georgie groans)

Rule two?

- Is this caviar?

- Sure looks like it.

Well, dig in, everyone,

and enjoy your $300 omelettes.

Jesus, Kim. You have to wake me.

I don't need you making me look bad.

- No kidding.

- (shrieks)

So what am I supposed

to do all day, then?

I don't know. I'm sure

you'll find something. Look around.

Oh, sh*t.

Wait! Stop!

- Georgie, this cake is supreme.

- Thank you, Jonny.

(Nigel) Hm-hmm! Sure is.

- This place is so magical.

- It is when you're here.

Enjoy it. You won't ski this much

when you're starting a family.

- Do I get a say in any of this?

- No, snoogles, you don't.

I'm not sure I'm ready for any of this.

Do I look like a grandfather?

- Don't answer that!

- (Chloe laughs)

Thank you. Ooh.

(shrieks)

That's hot!

I Angels watching over me

with smiles upon their face

J' Cos I have made it through this far

in an unforgiving place

J' it feels sometimes this hill's

too steep for a girl like me to climb

I But I must knock those thoughts

right down

I I'll do it in my own time

J I don't care

I I?n halfway there

J On a road that leads me

straight to who knows where

(yells)

You crazy freak!

Watch where you're going!

I'm so sorry. Sorry.

Stay safe, Betty Boop.

Hang outside on the ripside!

- Yeah, and in English?

- Hang outside on the ripside.

Ciao!

.P I tell you what

I What I have found

I That I?n no fool

J I'm just upside down

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