Celos Page #3

Want to try it?

That's all you need. You'd have

to be faithful to five.

To six, if we include Jos.

l won't put Jos on the list

until he tells me.

I'm sure he'll tell me

something else.

Are you calling me a liar

and a whore, you f*ggot?

More a liar than a whore!

Carmen!

Get out, all of you!

What's wrong?

Nothing, leave them be.

His name's Jos.

Cinta told me.

Antonio, what is it?

Here he is,...

...in the photo, with an arm

around your shoulders.

You're lying. Cinta's lying.

-You're all lying.

-What did that lunatic tell you?

Where did you sleep with him?

ln a ditch after having a picnic

with the gang?

The day of the photo...

Where had you been?

-What were you laughing at?

-l don't recognize you.

I'm the one who doesn't recognize

you, or who recognizes you now.

Who's that bastard called Jos?

And why did you...

...never tell me about him?

-And f***ing cover yourself up!

-Why are you treating me like this?

What right have you got?

Since we've been together,

I've never looked at another man.

What is it to you what happened

before I met you?

You, and your friend Cinta.

You're both the same.

A pair of b*tches

sniffing around men's crotches.

Do you want me not to care?

lf you want to know the truth,

I'll tell you.

Yes, I had a boyfriend.

His name was Jos.

l was crazy about him

and I slept with him,...

...not once but 1 ,000 times.

-2,000 times!

l want everyone to know!

We're finished.

l hope I never see you again,

you fascist son of a b*tch!

When's the wedding, Carmen?

Don't be such a brute!

Better alone than

in bad company, right?

I'll soon find someone

to tickle my p*ssy.

ldiot.

Cretin.

D*ckhead.

Go and see Cinta at the shoestore.

Talk to her.

What shall I say?

Anything.

-You know why I'm here?

-To act like an idiot.

Try on some shoes

or the widower will get annoyed.

Boy, they stink.

l just got back this morning

and I've had no time.

Don't worry, we're well used

to it. Let's hear the speech.

Antonio wants to make it up

with Carmen.

Why are you telling me?

So you can tell her

that Antonio forgives her.

Take this.

-What for?

-So you can eat it.

Boil it well and then eat it,

like Chaplin.

You eat the shoe

and I'll tell that to Carmen.

What did he want?

To grope my ass.

Carmen!

You go on ahead.

Why are you here?

l couldn't help it,

I'm being a good angel.

lf that's it, you can save

your wind for a fart.

Cinta!

lt's going to rain.

l don't even want

to think about Jos.

l want to wipe him from my mind.

But I dreamed about him

last night, because of Antonio.

Your Antonio's got nothing to do

with it. I dreamed about Jos too.

What did you dream?

Nothing.

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