Cavemen Page #2

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- Yeah?

Have you ever been in love?

You ever think about it at all?

Just about love. You know,

about being in love.

With you?

Oh, not necessarily with me.

Just in general.

Not really.

What if I said it?

Say what?

What, what if I said I loved you?

Do you?

What if I said it?

Why say it?

Cause you wouldn't mean it.

Okay, so what if I meant it,

what would you say?

I don't know.

Think about it.

I think we've got a pretty

good thing going on here.

You do?

Of course I do.

Huh? Oh, no no.

No thanks, man.

You buy for girl?

Uh, no thanks. No girl.

Ah. You buy for boy?

No, I buy for a girl.

Ah. You buy for a girl.

All right. Here. Let's

see what I got here.

K. All right. There you go.

Ah. Arigato.

Sure.

Interior. The Cave. Night.

Pick up with Jake

wearing all black,

weaving his way through

the uber-hip crowd.

Another hopeless

night in La La Land.

That is until he sees her:

A Siren.

Goddess.

A Muse.

Call her Kat.

I love you.

Are you f***ing kidding me?

This dude's gonna tell her that he loves

her even though they've never met?

No. It's actually meant to be

symbolic of Jake's need to find love.

Let me rephrase the question.

Does Jake have a vagina?

Oh, you mean is he a transsexual?

Or maybe he's thinking about

becoming a transsexual.

Or maybe he got his deal lobbed off before

they could dig out a vag or something.

Yeah, yeah.

But they left him with a sack.

But with only one ball.

What the f*** are you

guys talking about?

Jake is a dude.

Fully equipped.

The most manly of men.

Right.

Who wants to fall in love?

So what? There are plenty of guys

are age who are looking for love.

Sure there are.

Name one.

F*** you guys.

Were you just...

- It was a self-point.

- It was a self-point?

Hello. And welcome back

to Here Comes the Bride.

One last question before asking

the lucky man to marry her!

Groom number one:

What will you do to make

me fall in love with you?

Well, I'm a live life

on the edge kinda guy,

so I think we'd probably

do a lot of skydiving

or bungee jumping or off roaring

in my new 4-wheel drive.

Oh. Ha! I like that.

Groom number two?

Well, since I'm a personal

trainer, my plan is

Oh, personal trainer?

That's really original.

Sounds sweaty.

What will you do to make

me fall in love with you?

To make somebody fall

in love with you.

For the simple reason

that love is predestined.

It's about fate.

It's about magic.

It's about are we

meant to be together?

And while I don't know the

future, I can offer you this:

If you're my destiny, I will love

you with everything that I've got.

Love that answer.

Yeah, but he won't get picked.

Do you wanna know why?

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