Caveman

Synopsis: A simple caveman accidently becomes leader of a clan of cavemisfits and outcasts. But he ultimately wants to outsmart the bigger, stronger leader of his former clan and win the affection of a beautiful cavewoman.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Carl Gottlieb
  1 win & 1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.7
Rotten Tomatoes:
24%
PG
Year:
1981
91 min
1,253 Views


ONE ZILLION BC:

OCTOBER 9th

Ooh!

Macha! Macha!

Atouk!

Atouk!

Yaagghh!

Noota!

Noota.

Noota...

Atouk!

Atouk!

Atouk!

Atouk!

Lar.

Ahh!

Tonda!

Tonda!

Lar pooka.

Lar nya pooka.

- Pooka.

- Pooka.

Kuda.

Tonda!

Grot? Ool? Ool, Grot?

Grot?

Kuda. Lana!

- Lana.

- Tonda.

- Ool?

- Nya.

Atouk:
"Macha! Macha!"

Oh, Macha!

Ock. Grot. Noota?

Macha...

Noota:
"Nya, macha! Nya!"

Macha:
"Nyer, Noota. "

- Nya Noota?

- Nya Noota, nya ool.

Macha! Atouk.

Atouk!

Nya ool.

- Ool!

- Nya!

Nya ool.

- Ool!

Ahem! Lana. Ool.

Ool! Lana aloonda ool.

Atouk aloonda Lana.

Lana aloonda Atouk?

- Tonda.

- Ahem!

Tonda, ool.

Atouk!

Ool?

Ool?

Ool?

Nya ool.

Kuda.

Lana. Ool.

Tonda. Ool.

Tonda.

Tonda!

Tonda.

Lana.

Lana.

Lana...

Tonda.

Lana!

- Tonda!

- Lana...

Tonda!

Atouk?!

Lar.

Lar!

- Huh?

- Lar!

Atouk!

- Atouk!

- Lar!

Atouk!

- Atouk!

- Lar!

Aagh!

Uh?

Atouk.

Tonda.

Ah, Tonda.

Tonda...!

Tonda. Fech!

- Ahh, nya pooka.

Lana.

- Atouk aloonda Lana.

- Nya.

Lana aloonda Tonda.

Tonda aloonda Lana.

Atouk.

Tonda...

...Atouk.

Atouk!

Atouk!

Fech.

Atouk!

Nya, Gog.

Gog. Nya, nya. Fech.

Fech.

- Gog!

- Tala!

Tala!

- Gog!

Huh? Gog? Huh?

- Atouk.

- Tala.

- Lar.

- Lar.

Tala. Gog.

Gog pooka.

Pooka? Hmm.

Gog...

Gog!

Gog!

- Gog!

- Gog!

Gog!

- Macha.

- Macha macha!

Tala?

Atouk!

Atouk!

Tala!

Gog!

Atouk!

- Tala?

- Gog!

Atouk!

Atouk, Tala, zug-zug.

Mmm...

Atouk, Tala, zug-zug?

Nya. Atouk zug-zug Lana.

Lana?

- Atouk aloonda Lana.

- Uh-uh. Tonda!

Tonda! Atouk... macha.

Atouk... Tonda.

Kuda, Gog.

- Pooka.

- Lana?!

Tonda!

Atouk!

- Tonda.

- Tonda nya. Tonda gwee ool.

Lana?

Aiyee, Gog!

Lana.

Atouk.

- Atouk!

- Hmph!

Uh?

Oh...

Ahh!

- Ool?

- Nya ool. Atouk!

- Atouk. Tonda!

- Tonda!

Tonda!

Ool! Ool!

Tonda!

Lana. Ool.

- Atouk kuda.

- Atouk?

Nya. Lana...!

Hmph.

"Atouk macha. Atouk Tonda!" Huh!

Aiyee!

Tonda! Aiyee!

Tonda! Aiyee!

Nya! Nya! Aiyee!

Atouk!

Atouk?

Macha?

Kuda.

- Bo-bo?

- Bo-bo.

Bo-bo.

Bo-bo?

Tala! Ool!

Macha! Aiyee!

Gog!

- Ool.

- Macha!

Nya.

Macha.

Aiyee!

- Nya macha.

- Macha... ool.

Atouk...

Kuda.

Gog...

Kuda.

Kuda.

Agh!

Pooka.

Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh.

Haraka.

- Haraka?

- Haraka.

Haraka.

Ooh.

Bo-bo? Bo-bo.

Bo-bo.

- Bo-bo?

- Atouk.

- Ruck.

- Flok.

- Bork.

- Kalta.

- Nook.

- Ta.

- Ool?

- Ool, no.

- Food.

- Fid?

Ool.

Ool.

- That's fire.

- Huh?

- Haraka.

- Haraka.

- Bo-bo?

- Friend.

Fernd? Bo-bo!

Bo-bo.

- Aloonda.

- Love.

- Zug-zug.

All right. Zug-zug.

- Bork!

- Nya!

- Kalta!

- Bork!

Nya!

Mmm...

Aagghh!

Aagh!

Aauu!

Macha!

Aiyee!

Macha!

Macha!

Aiyee, macha!

- Macha!

- Uh?

Macha!

Nya ool.

- Nya ool.

- Atouk?

Lar, Nook. Ruck, Flok. Kuda.

Kuda, Folg.

Bork, Kalta!

Nya.

Nya.

Nya.

Nya.

Hmm...

Ool. Atouk, ool!

- Atouk!

- Uh?

Atouk!

Ta!

Ool.

Atouk!

- Ool!

- Ool!

Kuda!

Kuda!

Kuda. Kuda!

Nya!

Atouk! Lar! Ool!

Ool!

Kuda!

Haraka!

Lar! Lar, Tonda!

Oh! Atouk, nya haraka.

- Atouk, nya haraka.

- Tonda haraka.

Tonda haraka. Kuda.

Eurgh!

- Ta.

- Ta.

Ta!

Ta?

Doo-doo.

Ca-ca.

Sh*t.

- Tonda.

- Haraka.

Kuda!

Haraka.

Lar, Atouk...

Grot... pouf! Grot!

Kuda.

Ock.

Lana.

Oh, Lana.

Grot! Ock!

Kuda. Tonda!

Tonda!

- Nah.

Aiyee!

Pooka!

Tala! Atouk!

- Haraka!

- Haraka.

Ool!

Kuda.

Kuda!

Ool.

Kuda.

- Nya ool?

- Nya ool.

- Nya ool?

- Nya ool.

- Lana.

- Lana.

Tonda!

- Tonda!

- Atouk!

Lana!

Tonda!

Aiyee!

Tonda! Aiyee!

Lana!

Kuda.

Ock!

Ock!

Lana.

Lar.

Lar!

Atouk!

Atouk!

Lar!

Lar!

Tonda. Lana...

Lana...

Lana.

Lar?

Lar...

A NEARBY ICE AGE...

Aagghh!

Oi!

Lana.

Lana!

Atouk, Lana.

- Bo-bo.

- Atouk!

Ooh!

- Lana.

- Ool?

- Nya ool.

- Nya ool.

Atouk...

Lana aloonda Atouk.

- Lana.

- Tonda Lana?

- Lar!

- Lar?

- Lar nya.

- Lar nya?!

Lar... glug-glug-glug.

Atouk...

- Lar.

- Atouk...

Kuda. Haraka.

- Atouk!

- Lar.

- Haraka.

- Atouk...

Atouk...

- Atouk!

- Lana, Lana.

- Kuda.

- Lar.

- Atouk...

- Kuda.

Atouk... Atouk!

Lar!

Lar!

Lar!

- Lar!

- Lar?

Lar?

Lar.

Lar!

Whooaa!

Kuda.

Aiyee!

- Lar!

- Lar!

- Tonda?

- Nya.

Heh?

Uh, Tala. Kuda.

Aagghh!

Lana! Lana!

- Lana, Lana!

- Uh? Lana?

- Lana kuda.

- Lana nya.

Lana... glug-glug.

Nya, nya. Lana...

- Kuda.

- Kuda.

- Nya.

- Lana kuda.

- Uh?

- Kuda.

- Lana?

Kuda!

Lar.

Atouk!

- Lana.

- Lana?!

Tonda!

- Tonda!

- Lana!

Nya. Nya!

Atouk!

Ooh. Tonda.

Tonda!

Tonda!

- Tonda!

- Tonda!

- Lana? Tala?

- Tala...

Tonda...

- Tonda.

- Tonda.

Tonda!

Macha!

Macha!

Kuda.

Huh?

- Atouk?

- Mm-hm.

Stay.

Ha-ha!

Tonda!

- Atouk!

- Fech! And fech!

Atouk!

Kuda!

- Tonda!

- Atouk!

- Pooka!

- "Pooka"!

Tala?

Tonda!

- Atouk!

Atouk!

Atouk!

Atouk!

Tonda.

Atouk!

Atouk!

Atouk!

Lana...

- Atouk!

- Tonda!

Atouk!

Tonda, Tonda, Tonda!

Tonda fech. Atouk!

Atouk! Atouk!

Atouk.

Atouk...

Fech.

Atouk!

Eurgh.

Lana... ca-ca. Bleurgh.

Huh?

Atouk.

Tala?

Atouk!

Tala!

Atouk aloonda Tala.

Nya pooka.

...AND THEY LIVED

HAPPILY EVER AFTER

ENHOH:

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Rudy De Luca

Rudy De Luca is an American screenwriter and actor best known for his work with filmmaker Mel Brooks. more…

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