Cats & Dogs Page #5

But. . . .

Really?

Okay.

Yeah! Okay.

-Oh, good. Cool. Cool.|-Cool.

You don't want to be late for school.

Yeah, I am.

-See you, Dad.|-See you.

Go, go, go! I'll be cheering for you!

Our team is red-hot|Your team ain't doodly-squat

I stunk. Worse than stunk.

Scotty? Have you seen this little--

Tryouts!

Wow. He really does stink.

Guess it didn't go so well, huh?

What did the coach say?

He said tryouts for the girls' team|are on Monday.

-Soccer.|-I'm in the middle--

-Soccer.|-No, thank you. I must get--

Soccer.

-I forgot. I had a breakthrough-| -I know you're busy. . . .

He is your son.

I had a breakthrough.

I know. I know. I'm sorry.

Good boy.

A beautiful sight.

You said we'd not talk again.

-Now I have a reason.|-Spare me the lecture.

Forgive me for not teaching him|the finer points of being scratched.

Now, I have a job to do.

You never complained|when your belly was scratched.

Under the moon?|Before a mission?

You'd call me Lamb Chop|and blush. . .

. . .whenever I called you Liver Snap.

Bringing up history...

. . .is barking up the wrong tree.|I'll say this once:

Stay away from the kid.

Mr. Mason, I have someone|to see you.

It's Mr. Tinkles time, Mr. Mason.

Tonight he's wearing something|very special for you.

There.

Does that make you happy, Mr. Mason?|Are you happy now?

See how happy you make him?|You make his heart go "boop."

I leave you two young things together.

Evil does not wear a bonnet!

Is she gone?

Did Genghis Khan wear a bonnet?|Attila the Hun? No.

He wore a furry hat.|Maybe a black bonnet?

The ninjas failed.|Failure is unacceptable.

If they show their faces,|you know what to do.

Tell them to wash with a|loofah sponge. Kidding.

This can't be happening.|I want them eliminated!

Maybe we can look at the glass|as half-full.

That's what I like to do.

Putting a happy face on things.|Interesting philosophy.

Did you forget we're|taking over the world?!

The clock's ticking.

We've a small margin for error.|Tomorrow. . .

. . .you will send in the Russian.

I'll call you back.

A disturbance occurred|at a top-secret allergy...

...research lab.

Bogey in the wire.

-You got him?|-No.

Closing fast.

I can't see.|There's a fog.

It's your hair, Sam. Blow up.

Hold on. Mom's back.

Oh, no.

Look at the little kitty.

Look at the kitty. Oh, yeah.

That's a good boy.

He's just a little lost kitty.

And we're going to keep him.|Yes, we are.

Don't eat her.

Oh, look. See?

Look how much she likes you.

Dave, I've run into a bit a snag.

You'll have to show the house|without me. Oh, hang on.

What is that?|Is that a hairball?

I'll go get you some water.|Not you, Dave. I'll be there soon.

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