Cat Run 2
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- Year:
- 2014
- 96 min
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(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
No matter what, I can't
believe he'd do this to me.
Three women at once?
Two girls and.
Who is she'? Their f***ing grandmother?
I mean, what?
The man is a sick bastard.
He's not that bad.
It was on his business card.
It was a joke.
(SCOFFS)
You're better off
without him. Okay?
Now can we change the subject?
ex since we left Pristina.
(DOOR CLATTERS)
(MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
Whoa!
What the f*** are you doing?
(INAUDIBLE)
WOMAN:
Whoo-hoo!Whoo-hoo!.!
Hey, ifs time to go.
We got to get out of here.
Wilson, let's go!
Private, we're leaving!
CORDRAY:
Whoa, whoa, whoa.Hang tight.
Our orders are very specific.
We're looking for something
a little more high-grade.
I got two smoke shows coming up.
Brand-new, fresh
f***ing racehorses.
Sit down, give me two minutes.
(WOMAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
You need some positive male
attention for a change.
I mean...
(SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
Move on.
Hey, you two Polacks are up.
Let's go.
Now! Let's go! Come on!
CORDRAY:
All right, all right.Gentlemen, give it up
for our next act.
We got some European
beauties for you.
High-grade enough for you?
DUQUESNE:
Yeah,these two will work.
OFFICER:
Look atthose fake titties.
Well, there you go.
(GRUNTING)
Oh, yeah.
OFFICER 1:
Damn, I couldtear that sh*t up'
OFFICER 2; Yeah.
FREDERICKSON:
Beautiful.Oh, my gosh.
OFFICER:
Grind on her,baby, come on now.
Put her down nice and soft.
FREDERICKSON:
Excellenttaste as always, Sergeant.
OFFICER' Grind on her.
Grind it' baby!
Sergeant, good job. Good job.
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
I need to pee.
FREDERICKSON:
Pee'? Wait, wait, wait.Don't go.
You can pee on me. (GRUNTS)
Oh!
(LAUGHING)
I love you, baby. I love you!
OFFICER:
Dirty dog.You're a sicko.
You're sick, dog.
Private, accompany
our guest to the latrine.
Thank you.
Right this way, ma'am'
Thank you for the escort.
(BEEPING)
That's a long-ass piss.
(KEYPAD BEEPING)
(BEEPING)
(DOOR CLOSES)
MAN:
(LAUGHING) My turn.What's your status?
Two minutes,
but I may not have n.
Hold your position, I'm coming.
MAN:
Oh' my God.We'll rendezvous later.
Mina. Just do it!
Activity in Sector C.
MAN ON RADIO:
Copy that.(KNOCKING)
Ma'am.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Ma'am.
Oh!
Security, we have a civ
unaccompanied on the base.
I repeat, a civ
unaccompanied on the base.
Where the f*** did she go? You
were supposed to be with her.
I don't know'
she just disappeared.
(BEEPING)
What the hell are
you doing in here?
Just me.
(GROANS)
SOLDIER:
Drop your weapon!(GROANING)
MAN ON PA:
We are Code Orange in Sector 3.This is not a drill.
(GRUNTING)
SOLDIER:
Show meyour f***ing hands!
(GROANS)
Mina!
(GROANS)
Don't move!
Put your f***ing hands up!
Get 'em up!
What do you want?
Who sent you?
It's nothing personal.
What isn't personal?
(GROANS)
This.
Mina, where are you?
MINA:
Tatiana, go, save yourself.It's too hot.
TATIANA:
Mina.(OPERA MUSIC PLAYING)
So, what's it gonna be?
What's what gonna be?
The new name of the restaurant?
too small for
"B*tch Who Broke My Heart
and Took Half of My Sh*t."
Dude. What? Too soon?
You can change it to
Catalina Spanish B*tch-re.
You know what you need, man?
You need to get out of Brooklyn.
Cat's gone, Jules, that's a fact
whether I'm here
or somewhere else.
JULIAN:
That's right, but, look,we need to go somewhere' too.
Take your mind off the whole
restaurant thing and this chick.
Emmett' cut that on the bias. On the bias.
You know better.
Yeah, chop, chop.
Hi' Michelle. Let's see what you've got.
JULIAN:
Looks good.Needs acid. Just a little
bit, though' okay?
MICHELLE:
Sure.JULIAN:
It needs sea salt.Hey, man. Uh.
You ever thought
or cooking burritos
or something? Mmm?
ANTHONY:
Why don't you goclean the dishes for me, man?
Really? Come on, lazy ass.
The dishes? Watch out.
This ain't 12 Years a Slave.
HOSTESS:
Brown.(KEYPAD CLICKING)
Party of two for Friday.
That's correct.
I am looking for
Mr. Anthony Hester.
HOSTESS:
I'm sorry,sir, we're closed.
I would like for it
to be a surprise.
We're closed, sir.
You can't go back there.
Don't even try it!
Whoa' whoa. Please. Take
your hand out, slowly.
Slowly. DIMITRI:
Okay, please.Dimitri Vetrok.
Cooking Network.
I am here about a food
expo in New Orleans.
You are a contestant m this
year's final cook-off.
No, I'm not.
Try again, you f***.
My fault, I got
your chest all wet.
No, you are. You're in there.
I entered you in the contest.
What? JULIAN; Yeah.
You did? Yeah.
I am? Yes.
Congratulations.
You're in there.
ANTHONY:
Man, what'sthe matter with you?
You signed me up
for the Louisiana
Bayou to Bourbon
Street Food Expo?
And I entered you
in the final cook-off.
First place, 50 large.
Yeah? I got nowhere to stay.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
I got us. You forget I got
family down in New Orleans.
That's my culture.
Culture? Yeah.
Who that said, "They're
going to beat them Saints?
You know, Mama gonna cook you
a big shrimp basket. Sorry.
You know what? Hey, remember this?
Mmm.
JULIAN:
Mardi Gras, '99.ANTHONY:
Oh, sh*t.JULIAN Remember I was
throwing all those beads
to eighth-grade honeys
with the flat chests?
ANTHONY:
You remember that.That was good.
You remember, uh,
Ms. Hogan's class?
JULIAN:
Oh, epic breasts. Epic.(SIGHS) You know, she
confiscated all my beads,
didn't show me as much as a.
Mmm' but that was a Fat Tuesday.
(CHUCKLES)
So what's it gonna be?
Look, my uncle can put us up
and give us a home
base for the expo.
All right. F*** it, New Orleans.
Ah' one word.
N'awlins.
Say it with me...
BOTH:
N'awlins.(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Look at that
We in the Big Easy, baby.
(INAUDIBLE)
(ALL CHEERING)
They didn't have that
last time we were here.
(ALL CHEERING)
JULIAN:
Oh, I'm ready. You ready?(SIREN WAILING)
(INAUDIBLE)
Right? Nice.
JULIAN:
Hey! Jackhole.JULIAN:
Big Ray.What's up, man? Hey, baby.
Good to see you.
Looking good, brother.
Always. What'd you expect?
Man' the whip is nice.
RAY:
Absolutely.Let me get these
bags real quick.
DRIVER:
Yeah, right here.ANTHONY:
Thanks, man,I appreciate it.
This is, uh, my friend and
business partner, Anthony Hester.
How you doing, man'? Anthony.
Hey. Ray Boudreaux.
Welcome to the Big Easy.
Love it.
Ain't that big, ain't
always easy, but it's home.
Yeah. So, uh, what happened
to Jenkins' corner store?
He retired. But your little friend
Simone, she's staying in there.
Whoa. "Big Bone" Simone, huh?
Yeah, that big girl. What?
Okay, she used to eat all
the gumbo and everything.
Jambalaya. All the gumbo.
Everything,
The dirty rice. Ate it all up.
Went to the ass. To the hips?
Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah...
Well, yeah.
In fact, she said one of
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