Casual Sex? Page #4

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liked my feet.

Really?

I love my feet.

If you'd like me

to provide you with

some vital statistics...

that can't be measured

in a public place,

I'd be happy

to do so.

You mean your I.Q.?

My weight's okay.

It's just the way I wear it.

[ Gasps ]

[ Woman ]

Natural spring water.

From deep underground.

It purifies. It cleanses.

And everyone must drink

at least 10 glasses of it

a day.

Ooh!

How you doin',

Megan?

Pretty good.

You look good.

All right.

Thank you.

[ Jamie ]

Come on, with some energy.

Pick those knees up.

Pick 'em up!

Pick 'em up!

Oh, come on, Bianca.

Have some fun.

[ Jamie Laughs ]

[ Panting ]

Megan obviously got

the good trampoline.

Don't let it get to you.

Just think if you separated

her individual body parts...

with, say, like,

a huge meat cleaver and then

laid them out on a table,

you wouldn't think

she was such hot stuff.

You got

your flag?

- Hi. I'm Nick.

- I'm Stacy.

Hi, Stacy.

This is my friend

Melissa.

Hi, Melissa.

Hi.

Wow, did you guys

get all dressed up for me?

I'd love to say yes, but I was

really just hoping we'd look

fantastic in these beanies.

And you will.

But you need the flags

for the full effect.

Okay.

Okay?

Dig in.

Now remember,

don't show your flag until

Frankie gives you the word.

- All right.

- I hope you meet someone nice.

Okay.

[ Stacy ]

Let's get a drink, okay?

[ Melissa ] Okay.

I need

to cool off.

Hi.

Hey, hi.

It's Chuck and Eli.

Good to see you.

Welcome. Welcome to

the spa beverage center.

You guys want

something to drink?

I take it that's got

mineral water in it.

Ninety-seven percent,

just like your body.

If it was like my body,

it would be 97% ice cream.

I'll have some

guava juice, please.

Okay.

How about you, Melissa?

You remembered my name.

Hello! Okay, everybody.

Get over here. Come on.

Come back anytime day or night.

I live for makin' this stuff.

[ Emcee ] Okay, everybody.

Get over here. Come on. Come on.

Okay.

That guy's got

the biggest boner for you.

Stacy, he makes

fruit drinks.

He's a nutritionist.

You're a kindergarten teacher.

I say go for it.

No way. He's one

of those, you know,

really nice guys...

you just joke around with

like somebody's brother.

Wait. Where is everybody?

I thought you disappeared,

you all look so thin already!

I can't believe it.

[ Crowd Laughs ]

This is International Night.

Here's your chance to say...

bonjour, guten abend,

buongiorno and howdy

to all your new best friends.

[ Crowd Cheers, Applause ]

I hope you kept your flags

well hidden, because if you

haven't guessed by now,

the person whose flag

matches yours will be your date

for the evening, okay?

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