Cash Only Page #4

it.

Could use two more guys

like him, eh, Agroni?

- Oh, thanks Elvis.

Hi, I'm Chad.

- Hi.

- See, Agroni, these are good

for the economy, man, you see?

They plant flowers and sh*t.

- Thanks. You guys want

something to drink?

- No, we're good, Chad, I swear

to God,

we got a million things to do

today,

man, I'm moving this

chick out down the hall.

So Chad, yo, let me ask you,

man,

like, why you guys moving

down here and sh*t?

- Homosexuals?

- No, man.

I mean, just like from the

suburbs.

- Well, the rent down here is

cheap.

The neighborhood's cute, you

know,

and it's different to what I'm

used to.

So, you move in, you invest in

the area,

you help it out and you build

something.

Actually...

All right, here you go,

you know, you guys should stop

by.

You should come by sometime, you

know,

um, you straight people are

allowed

to have fun too, you know.

- Is this your thing?

- Yep, that's my Saturday night

staple.

- Yeah, we can go on

Saturday, right, Agroni?

You got nothing going on.

- All right, cool, I'll

be there every Saturday.

- No, no understand, no.

- All right, man.

Well, thanks, Chad, again, bro.

- Thank you.

- Place looks great, just keep

doing what you're doing, man.

- Have a good day.

- What the f*** you

telling that f*ggot, man,

we're going to d*cks club, huh?

- Okay, Agroni, it was a joke,

bro, relax.

- No, no, Visie, Visie, I

don't joke like that, okay?

- Okay, it's this one.

Open it up, change the lock,

and I'll go check out Lena.

- I don't like the dick, okay?

- Why not, man? You should try

it, bro, everyone's doing it.

- What?

(Agroni speaks in Albanian)

- It's in style man, we'll

find you a nice guy, bro.

What's up, Len?

- Are we gonna go to Opal later?

- Yes, yes, Len, just play,

okay.

If I finish, we will.

- Oh man.

- You've got more white paint,

right?

I'll take f***ing this,

these f***ing DVDs.

- Well it's too bad, man, tough

sh*t.

(toilet flushes)

- [Agroni] Hey!

- Hello?

Hello?

Oh, Ed, what's up, buddy?

Where's your mom?

- She working.

- She's working? Who are you

with?

- Just me.

Is that a real gun?

- Yeah, guns are bad

though. They're real bad.

- He won't let me play over

here.

- I bet he does, come on.

- Why ain't the water work?

- The water ain't working

because you're mom's money ain't

working.

Are you thirsty or hungry?

- Yeah.

- Yeah, okay, we're gonna

get you something to eat.

My cousin over here.

Hey.

- [Agroni] Yeah?

- [Elvis] Yeah, my

place, yeah, go feed him.

- Mr. Landlord?

- Yeah?

- Can your friend please

not take all the movies?

- When your mother calls,

you're gonna get it back,

but just go with my cousin,

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