Carter & June Page #3

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bastard had told me.

I'd have worn different boots.

Well f*** me.

(mumbling)

Keep talking.

All you have to do is

distract homeboy enough

for me to sneak in and

switch the envelopes

and then hit the silent

alarm if everything goes down

and we'll let the cops

come in and they'll

get rid of the competition.

Think you can handle that?

What if to distract him,

he takes me into the vault

and rapes me?

Okay, whatever, Caitlin,

whatever game you have to play,

just distract him somehow.

Just keep him out of

our way long enough.

Trust me.

Once I get a hold

of a man's junk,

I can make him do anything.

It's like my superpower.

I know, okay I believe you.

But in the meantime,

we need to come

to an understanding.

Wait, what are you?

Hang on, you said whoah,

you said you were gonna

give me a light spanking.

I didn't say spanking.

I said paddling.

And who said

anything about light?

Oh, f***!

(smooshing)

(gun firing)

[Spencer] Hello, boys.

You know the

drill, Mr. Rabbit.

Are you kidding?

This is my favorite part.

Ooh, careful, that's a 38.

Pull!

(gun firing)

Cockeyed piece of sh*t.

Pull!

(gun firing)

Goddammit!

Reed, what the hell

are we doing out here?

I thought we were

having a proper lunch.

I'm famished.

Boy, you look like a

goddamn Mardi Gras float.

Well I dressed

down for you today.

Nobody will respect me as

the Commissioner of the Force

if they knew I fraternize with,

well, people like you.

Vegetarians?

Pull!

(gun firing)

Son of a b*tch!

Yes, they did get away

from you, didn't they?

Well, you think

you can do better?

Well I could give it a go.

Get him a gun.

[Man] Yes sir.

Thank you.

Pull.

(gun firing)

You keep both eyes open

when you fire a shotgun.

The trick is to not overthink it

much like most things in life.

Just a little friendly advice.

Shut up and give

me my damn money.

Looks like you're about

10 grand short here.

It's a slow week at the club.

You'll get the rest of

your money by Monday.

I better.

You got no idea how much it cost

to be respectable

at this day and age.

Oh I know buying you and your

boys cannot be cheap.

You damn skippy

it ain't cheap.

These things looking

the other way

when you're unloading

the shipment.

And do I need to remind you

that longshoremen are union?

And so are the truck drivers

that look the other way

when some whiskey falls off

the back of their truck?

I'm well aware of

the sway you feel

you hold over me, commissioner.

I feel, do I?

We'll see how much sway I have

when you start applying

for your permits

for that new titty bar

down on the corner.

I got friends everywhere.

You have friends?

Or you have dirt on friends?

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