Carry on Up the Jungle Page #5

What makes them think they eat people?

Well, they say that the first drum says,

"Lay the table. Dinner on the way. "

And the second drum says, "Yummy, yummy. "

Perhaps it would be better if we don't go.

Yes. After all, this does seem

a good place to set up camp.

Not on your nelly. I am not being scared off

by a lot of silly, superstitious native talk.

They don't call me Rattlesnake Bill for nothing.

Now, you listen to me, you bunch of lily-livered

jackals! We are not staying here.

Put up the tents double-quick.

Faka som kike zuru. Kaka! Ka, ka, ka!

Boss! Boss, boss!

Listen, boss. The drums have stopped.

I know that. They stopped hours ago.

Why don't you tell me something I don't know?

The women of the Ubangi tribe, boss,

stuff the bones of the buffalo up their nose.

- What are you talking about?

- I'm telling you something you don't know.

- Go and get the beaters. We're going hunting.

- Dikkinookie.

Mr Boosey?

Yes, miss? What is it?

- The drums have stopped.

- Get away.

I wondered if it would be safe for me

to go for a walk. Would anything happen?

You could walk starkers through a Foreign

Legion outpost and nothing would happen.

Thank you.

Boss, boss! I got the beaters, boss.

Oh, cor blimey!

It's like trying to have a bit on an ants' nest.

All right, come on. Let's get going.

All clear for us to do some bird-spotting

if you like, sir.

Oh, no, no. You go, Chumley.

I have some paperwork to do.

All right, sir.

How lovely!

Ow-oooooh!

Ooh, aren't you lovely?

It's all right. You're safe.

Who are you?

Where do you come from?

Ug...

Don't you understand?

Don't you speak English?

Ug ug...

Or perhaps you've lived all your life

in the jungle?

Haven't you ever seen a woman before?

Obviously not.

Tell me, what is your name?

Name?

Look, me June.

June.

Understand?

June, June.

No! No, not those.

This June.

Understand?

June.

That's right.

Now, then, what is your name?

Ug...

Ug?

Oh! That's an unusual name.

That called a... a chest.

Chest.

- Chest!

- Good.

It's all right, it's nothing to be afraid of.

No, no, I know yours isn't like that,

but you're different from me, you see.

I'm a woman.

Woman.

That's right.

Woman.

No, no, no. Me woman.

Look, I'll show you.

See? Woman like that.

No, no, that's a man. A woman doesn't have a...

I mean a... Oh, dear,

this is going to be very difficult.

Woman.

That's it.

Chest.

That's right.

- Man.

- No!

Oh, dear. Perhaps we'd better start

with something simpler.

Water.

Wa-ter.

- Water.

- Good.

Now, swim.

Water. Swim.

Water.

No! No, no, I didn't mean I wanted to swim.

I, I...

Oh, well, I don't know, perhaps it would be nice.

You'll just have to wait for a moment.

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