Carry On Pickpocket Page #2

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Tell Ann and teacher to leave, Cops.

Which one?

The one with beard.

I'll make a fool of him!

Why did you hit me?

I beg your pardon?

Why did you hit me?

You know what you've said, lady?

It gotta be you, who else?

Sir.

You ain't no man, admit it.

What is it?

What do you want? Why dld you hit me?

She said I hit her.

Misunderstanding...

I'll call the police.

Forget it.

I've hit anyway.

Let me go....

I'm a cop, you want to be detained.

Let me.

Let's go downtown.

Come in.

Is it for me?

Yes, I bought it in a flower shop.

How do you know l like red?

This is the only kind they've got.

Please, sit.

I'll go get change.

You want to get acquainted with

woman police.

Yes, but I'm scared.

As long as you quit pick pocketing.

That's right.

Let's go.

Alright.

Where are we going?

Where to?

Up to you!

You make the decision.

Me too, you make the decision.

I'll go wherever you go.

I can think of anywhere.

Have you declded yet?

Kowloon Tong.

Alright?

Better than strolling around.

You come here often?

I've been here with my former boyfriend.

Who was your boy friend?

It's none of your business.

Why?

Because he's dead.

He was my last boyfriend!

I know.

Any more question?

This is my first time to come here.

Where do you usually go?

I always be by myself.

I wanna tell you something.

Pregent?

I know how to take care of my self.

Then l won't worry.

I've to leave town for a month or so.

To Scotland Yard.

It's official business, secret.

I have to leave for a while.

Where are you going?

To the toilet!

You're too busy in your love affair.

I got hardened but not my legs.

Let's go work.

Sir, you dropped your wallet.

Thank you.

It's too expensive.

I'm sorry, are you alright?

Alright.....

Are you alright, old dad?

Alright....?

I've got you this time, brother, let's go.

A robber, rob in the public latrine.

What?

What do you want?

How dare you to rob in my district.

What do you want?

Save it, let's go,

You can pretending cops than l do.

Drive on!

Boss.

How could you treat Mr. Chen like this?

Release the hand cuff.

Relax, your brother can't match with you.

How are you doing Mr. Chen?

Can you help me out?

I wonder if you can do me a favour?

I own a joint, never work for anyone.

No. I can give a good price.

Pretty interesting.

Go on.

Everytime when you pick a wallet,

you either return the content or

just drop it except the cash.

I want the lD cards you get.

I'll pay 500 bucks for a piece and

a 200 pieces a week.

We ain't ordinary pick pockets,

we only take the cash.

It violates our principle if I cooperate.

That's why l caught you in purpose.

You mean l have no alternatives.

My fellow gangsters doesn't like it.

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