Carry On Cowboy Page #5
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- 1965
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What's going on here?
[# "The Can-Can" plays]
What is it, Judge?
Don't look.
Whatever you do, don't look.
Why not?
but there are women dancing in there
and showing their... under things.
- No.
- Right up to here.
What do they look like?
They're sort of biack and frilly,
with these little pink rosebuds on 'em.
What does it matter what they look like?
It's disgusting.
Why, in 15 years of married life,
I haven't even seen my wife's.
You don't need to worry.
They ain't got rosebuds on them.
I'm glad to hear it. I...
What?
I'm kinda busy.
I've got some folk waiting in the surger.
Oh, he must have seen them
on the clothesline.
- [Cowboy] Yahoo!
- I'm gonna put a stop to this.
Stop! Stop!
Stop! Stop!
[# Music stops]
Stop this disgraceful exhibition
immediateiy!
Go on, get outta here!
before leaving.
Hey. Just what do you think
you're doing, Judge?
Mr Kid, as Mayor of this town,
and guardian of law and order,
I must object most strongly
to this impropriety.
impro... what?
All this jigging up and down
and lascivious dancing.
What? it's educational.
educational? They never showed me
anything like that when I was at school.
That's what I mean.
it's never too late to learn.
Sit down, Judge.
Grab yourself a piece of culture.
Culture? Just a minute.
I suppose you think that's culture.
Nope. That's my Aunt Fanny.
She give me that
as a sort of housewarming present.
Artistic, ain't it?
But she ain't got no clothes on.
Certainly not.
She's in her working outfit.
- What?
- She's an artist's model.
I don't care if she's Lady Godiva.
She's gotta come down.
I can't have that sort of thing around here.
I'm determined
to keep the Stodge out of sex.
The... the sex out of Stodge.
Suppose you get out of here
while you're in one piece.
I haven't finished yet.
Oh, no.
There's something else.
You've got to stop shooting
all them cashiers at the bank.
Wait. You can't biame me for that.
They won't let me draw no money.
Before you draw money out of a bank,
you're supposed to put some in.
That's a funny way to rob a bank.
And don't think I don't know
who's behind all the cattlerustling
that's been going on around here.
What cattlerustling?
You won't find no cows here.
Not the kind you're looking for.
Don't think
you're gonna get away with it, Rumpo.
I'm gonna get you.
Do you hear me?
I'm gonna get you.
Now's as good a time as any, Judge.
Don't get me wrong.
I-I-I was only joking.
Make me laugh some more.
Go for your gun.
[Kid chuckles]
Judge!
Judge...
this telegraph just come for you.
A-ha! It's from Washington.
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