Carry On Cowboy Page #3
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- 1965
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Here. Yes! Of course!
There's no need to shout, Judge.
I'm wearing my specs.
It's I iucky I remembered
where you put that.
Oh, I do beg your pardon,
commissioner.
Damn it, Perkins,
can't you see I'm busy!
I'm terribly sorryy, sir.
This just wouldn't wait.
You think this will?
All right, all right.
What's so all-fired important?
It's another telegraph
from Stodge City, sir.
Judge Burke...
He's the Mayor there, you know.
Burke? Oh, yeah, I remember him
in law school. He's a bum.
I didn't know you studied
at law school, sir?
I didn't. I was the janitor.
What does the bum want?
Lawless elements
have completely taken over the town.
He wants us to send him
a peace marshal to clean the place up.
Why bother me with all this?
Send him a marshal. Anything for peace.
Well, that's just the trouble, sir.
We haven't any available.
Nobody?
What about that big head
who hangs around, looking for work?
What's his name?
Dillon. What's he doing?
Six months.
Oh. Well, looks like
we got a problem here.
Miss Jones,
can you think of something we can do?
Why, yes.
But hadn't we better get the problem
out of the way first?
Next.
- What can I do for you?
- I'd like a job, please.
- Name?
- Knutt.
With a "K".
Huh, you could have fooled me.
First name?
Marshal.
Marshal P. Knutt.
Most of my friends call me "Marsh".
Well, then, in that case,
you won't mind if I call you Marshal.
Profession?
Drainage, sanitation and
garbage disposal engineer, first class.
- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
Qualifications?
Yes. I have a certificate from
Chipping Sodbur Technical College.
That's in England.
And a reference from Lady Pushing,
saying what a good job I did
on her main sludge channel,
cos it was all...
bunged up, you know.
And this was presented to me
by the Chipping Sodbur Ladies' Guild,
In appreciation for services rendered.
It's a sink plunger.
It's very interesting, Mr Knutt.
I fail to see how it can be of any use to us.
That's where you're wrong.
I don't mind telling you
that since I arrived in America,
I've been amazed
by your out-of-date methods.
For instance your way of disposing
of garbage is a load of rubbish.
And as for sanitation,
I think you'll agree it's an absurd waste
of the President's vaiuable time
to have to walk from the White House
all the way to that little shed
at the bottom of the garden.
And as for your city streets...
Mr Knutt!
May I suggest
that you see the Publlc Works
Department down the corridor?
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
Just a minute. Mr Knutt!
Would you piease take this with you?
Oh, yes.
We mustn't forget that, must we?
I'm terribiy sorryy.
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