Carry On ... Follow That Camel Page #3

Come back now.

Honey, can't I explain to you? I'm

a sergeant. I'm an important man.

- How do you think I got these?

- How did you get them?

Well, if I was to tell

you, you'd be even

more crazy about me

than you are now.

You're a good girl.

Thanks a lot, honey.

- Thanks for the lift.

- I have a good ass, no?

Give me a break, will you?

It's a vast country, I can't

take care of all of 'em.

Oh, well, back to

the humdrum life.

♪ When Johnny Comes

Marching Home ♪

Let me in.

Let me in, for pity's sakes.

Herr Kommandant. Sergeant

Nocker. He's back.

Impossible.

But yes, Herr Kommandant.

He's at the gates.

My God.

Colour Sergeant Nocker

reporting, sir.

Back from patrol. I...

No, sir. Thank you,

sir. I'll be all right.

After all, I've

just been five days

without food or water, that's all.

Bring water, quickly.

Did I say water? Thank you, sir.

I'll be all right. I

must file my report.

- Drink, Sergeant.

- No, thank...

Thank you, sir. Delicious, sir.

And now, Sergeant, if you feel

strong enough, your report.

Yes, sir. Well, last

Saturday, I got

a tip-off there would be an attack

on Fort Zuassantneuf.

It cost me 20 francs,

but I don't mind if I

don't get it back. It

was worth it, sir.

Sergeant, you will get it back.

Oh, thank you, sir.

You're a brick.

I thought I'd better

get to the garrison

and warn them immediately, sir.

At Zuassantneuf? But that's

over 200 kilometres away.

But what does that

matter, sir, with the

lives of fellow

legionnaires at stake, sir?

You went alone? What happened?

I was attacked by this

murderous group of Riffs.

Ah, so you were surprised.

I mean, what chance did I have?

One legionnaire against

a hundred Riffs?

A hundred?

But you don't have to

worry about them, sir.

Not with half their number dead.

I can hardly believe it.

I can hardly believe it myself.

I had to count them twice, sir.

Capitaine Le Pice, this gallantry

merits immediate recognition.

I will get the box,

Herr Kommandant.

Sergeant Nocker, I

salute your bravery.

You have acted in the highest

traditions of the Legion.

Oh, sir, you're embarrassing

me in front of the men.

Oh, sir, this isn't necessary.

I have enough medals.

It is a proud moment just

to serve for you, sir.

I don't... Oh, there's a goody.

Yes, this one here. Mm.

Solid silver. Splendid.

Thank you, sir.

Jane, my dear, I still

think you're wrong to go.

Oh, Papa, I must. Don't you see?

It was mainly because

of me that Bo left.

And it's my duty to

find him and tell

him that his name has

now been cleared.

Oh, very well, but please

be careful, my dear.

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