Carnal Knowledge Page #5
- R
- Year:
- 1971
- 98 min
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Well...
I want to know her
a little better, you know,
before we double-date.
Gee, isn't it great?
A month ago,
neither of us
even knew a girl.
What's her name?
Myrtle.
( moaning )
Bullshit artist!
( whooping )
You're kidding!
You're not kidding me?
You really did it!
You bastard!
You beat me to it!
What's up?
( laughing )
Next is my turn.
I don't think
she'll do it, Sandy.
She will.
I've just been
taking it easy on her.
Sandy, believe me,
find somebody else.
Are you crazy,
when I'm right
on the verge?
I'll see her
tomorrow night.
Uh, Sandy?
Yeah.
Do you ever talk
to her about me?
Yeah, sure, sometimes.
Do me a favor,
will you?
What?
Don't tell her
I got laid.
Please, Susan.
Sometimes
I want to do it,
and a second later,
I don't want to do it.
Let's do it.
I don't know why
you put up with me.
I don't think
I can do it.
It really hurts, Susan.
Let me--
Not anymore.
Please, Sandy.
Not anymore.
Susan, let's do it.
I love you.
Do you have anything?
How long have you
had that?
- Not too long.
- ( bell tolling )
Not a year or anything?
I'm sure it's okay.
I don't wanna
take any chances.
These things
have to be okay.
It's okay.
I'm positive it's okay.
Jonathan:
It's as if you're
the first guy
in history
who ever got laid.
Sandy:
I'm the first guyin my history who
ever got laid.
I like it too,
but you don't hear
There's such a thing
as good taste, you know?
- What's the matter
with you?
- Jeez!
After you started scoring,
what did I get out of you?
"We did it standing,
sitting, in the car,
under the car.
Myrtle, Myrtle,
Myrtle..."
Maybe you forget,
but I knew Susan before
you knew Myrtle,
and who scored
first? You.
That didn't make me
feel very good,
you know?
In fact, it made me
feel very jealous.
But did I try
to shut you up?
Did I say,
"I'm tired of hearing
about it already"?
I didn't say it,
'cause I'm your friend,
so I sat through it.
Okay, okay.
You made your point.
Sometimes I think
I'm a better friend
to you
than you are to me.
( laughing )
Sandy:
Didn't you
ever do that?
Of course, I...
I knew what the word
"misled" meant.
I just
didn't know...
( laughing )
So, when I first
saw it in print,
I thought it
was "myzeled"!
He had been
"myzeled."
I kept wondering,
what does this
word mean? "Myzeled"?
Jonathan:
Sexy. Let's "myzle."
Has anybody ever heard
of "Round John Virgin"?
One of the guys
in "Robin Hood."
That's Little John!
What did you say?
Round John...?
Round John Virgin.
Is that
in Falstaff?
"Round John Virgin
mother and child."
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