Carnal Knowledge Page #11

What do you do?

I mean,

when you're

not telephoning?

I'm not on the phone

that much.

It took me

45 minutes

to get through

this afternoon.

I'll go

get the beer.

No, I'll go.

I thought you

were too tired.

I haven't

been out all day.

Fresh air will

do you good.

Will you walk

with me?

Then I may as well

go myself.

( music from the TV )

To sing my love song too

And until the day

that one comes along

I'll sing

my song with you

For every little

fault that you have...

Wanna make love?

We haven't

in a week.

Is it a week?

It's funny.

Susan and I do all

the right things.

We undress in front

of each other.

We spend 15 minutes

on foreplay.

We experiment,

do it in different rooms.

It's a seven-room house.

We don't believe in

making a ritual of it.

We do it when

we feel like it.

We don't feel we have to

be passionate all the time.

Sometimes it's even

more fun necking.

We're considerate of

each other's feelings.

I had a tendency--

men, I guess, have--

to be selfish.

But I stopped.

I don't do that now.

We try to be patient,

and we are patient,

gentle with each other.

( sighs )

Maybe it's just not

meant to be enjoyable

with women you love.

Sandy...

do you want to get laid?

( sighs )

Please.

Sandy:
Very nice.

Jonathan:

Very nice indeed.

Indeed. Watch out.

I almost had it.

Sure,

you almost had it.

I almost had it.

Right, Cindy?

See that, Cindy?

He was lucky.

That's all.

Bastard,

that was out!

- Bullshit it was!

- Oh, bullshit.

Let Cindy

be the judge.

We'll do it over,

all right?

All right.

Fair's fair.

Deuce!

You see that shot,

Cindy?

Now we got

some tennis.

Hey!

Game!

Luck!

Luck, my ass!

Whoo-hoo!

You want to

take me on, Cindy?

It's my turn.

Oh, come on, Bobbie,

you're so awful.

You serve.

Very nice.

Hey, you play well.

Hey, Sandy, will you

look at this girl?

Terrific, Cindy.

Whoo! Hey!

She's racking me up.

I'm not kidding.

Look at this.

She's racking me up.

Beautiful.

Boy, will you

look at this?

40-love.

And I'm not taking

it easy on her either.

You and Lord & Taylor's

are gonna

have to work out

a trial separation.

I had the water running.

What did you say?

You and Lord & Taylor's

are going to

have to work out

a trial separation.

Look at the date.

What do you mean?

Five months ago.

( sighs )

I'm sorry I cost you

so much money.

( telephone ringing )

( ringing continues )

I want

to get married.

( door slams )

Are you tired

of me, Jonathan?

Am I ever.

- The answer is yes.

- I didn't say yes.

You said, "Am I ever."

I need more

in life than this.

Who put you up to this?

Your psychiatrist?

After a long,

exhaustive bed hunt,

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