Careful What You Wish For Page #3

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- Yeah.

- I'm Lena.

You'll never guess what happened.

The spider came back with a big spider gang?

No!

I... locked myself out.

Give me a hand?

Yeah.

- Would you mind keeping this between us?

- Uh, sure. Why?

Elliot warned me I wouldn't be able to take

care of myself out here in the Summer.

- I hate when he thinks he's right.

- Yeah, well, is he right?

Not if I have you to look after me.

It'll be our secret. This way.

There's a window we can break.

Yeah, but there's gotta be an

open one around here, somewhere.

I checked.

Have at it.

What, we just break your window?

Gonna wake my parents.

I don't know, maybe you could, uh.. wrap

your shirt around it. Muffle the sound.

- OK, can you hold that?

- Yeah.

- You sure?

- Yeah.

Quick!

Hey.

Oh, no, you're bleeding. Now I feel horrible.

- Oh, no, it's no big deal, it's...

- But I'm not sending you home like this.

There's a first-aid kit in the kitchen.

Indulge me. Come on.

- You want a beer?

- Uh, sure. Yeah.

Thanks.

It's research. He's looking

to invest in a micro-brewery.

Me, I don't wanna think about

how profitable a beer is.

I just wanna taste it.

So, it's here, somewhere.

He bought it with all this new stuff, for the boat.

- Projects of the week.

- He doesn't stay interested long?

Well, we've been out here 12 days,

and he's been gone 10 of them.

Even missed our anniversary.

Let's see what we have here.

Lift your shirt.

- It's not as bad as I thought.

- That's always good to hear.

I think you'll live.

Cool.

I'm sorry, that-that was bad.

Then try again...

but better.

You didn't wanna do that.

And you don't wanna do this.

Oh, my God.

Hi. Hey.

I think... you should probably go.

Did I do something wrong?

Look where you are.

I'd say this is pretty wrong.

But no, you were good.

I was?

Wait, have you ever been with a girl before?

Have you ever been with a girl before?

Maybe once or twice, but seriously,

this was your first time? Just now?

No. The kitchen was my first time,

and then the stairs and then here,

so t-technically, it's my third time.

You're very technical, Doug Martin.

You can't tell anybody about this.

You know that, right?

I know.

So... you must be pumped from last night.

What the hell were you watchin', anyway?

Skinemax? YouPorn? Poopydoggy.com?

- What are you talkin' about?

- You butt-dialed me last night, dude.

And... is that you?

Did you go interactive? Hey ...

Great.

Well, why would you settle for that

when you could have the real thing?

Look, Emma Shalloway and Jane Davis.

Aw, look at that smile! She wants your virginity.

- No, I'm good.

- Good! Good?!

Good? What, are you kiddin' me?

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