Car Wash Page #3

who doesn't get wet. l'm the star!

Just like me:
shinin', shinin'.

Dnly you stoop a lot lower ...

lrwin, report to the office!

- ... a lot lower.

Wherever you are,

report to the office!

Did you hear your father, lrwin?

Report to the office!

Dee-Luxe Car Wash.

Hold on, please.

Leon,

it's your wife.

Myrna?

Sure, we can talk.

Why not?

Yes.

Don't do that! Put that down!

Nothing. lt's nothing.

Myrna, is that all?

l'm busy, Myrna!

The new drapes are too short.

Does she care how much it costs?

Poor Leon!

Watch it! My son!

l want to talk to you, lrwin.

l know it's summer vacation, but

maybe you can look over the receipts,

give us the benefit of your business

management studies, check my figures.

l wanna work with the men, Dad.

- What?

l wanna work with the men!

Listen, l wanna be

one of the working class!

Like Mao says, ''Workers of the

world unite.'' - You, a college man

with a 20,000-dollar education,

and you wanna wash cars? - Listen ...

That book!

l don't want to see that book again!

All right, Pop, hang loose.

Go ahead, wash cars!

All right!

Hang in there, we're makin'

it happen. J.B. here on KGYS.

Keep that glide in your stride!

lt's 10:
18 in the a.m.

lt's 75 out at the ocean,

the surf report is good

from Malibu to Newport Beach.

So this next tune's for

all you surfers out there. Hang 10!

You all right, Calvin?

You all right? You know not to skate

through here. Now get outta here!

Calvin ...

- Watch out!

You again?

- Go play in the street, Calvin!

THANK YDU! CDME AGAlN.

l'd like to get some

information about a social disease.

l can't right now, l'm workin'.

No ...

Not yet ...

Well ...

lt's just kinda

hangin' there, lookin' sick.

Hey lrwin, you cool?

- l'm cool!

What's happenin'?

And then ... - Looks like the Car Wash

heir wants to play in the water.

Look at that child!

Brothers, l'm here

to unite with you!

Stoned to the tits!

lrwin, go down with Lloyd and Floyd

and work with the steam, DK?

l think l better work with the dryers.

Problems, boys?

Man.

Far out!

- You DK, kid?

Wow. What a trip!

Stop horsing around!

lrwin, stop that foolin' around.

- You better put on something dry.

Wash cars! - l'm the first human being

to go through a car wash!

Number 1! Number 1!

Hey, Mr. B!

This is no playground, kid.

Why do other car washes got fancy

brushes, and you still wash by hand?

That's our feature: We do it

all by hand. The personal touch!

Can't you read the sign?

- You're just too cheap for machines!

Get outta here. Beat it!

To keep fresh and feminine, use

''Wildflower'' for personal hygiene.

Because it's made for you.

l drink it every day, can you dig it?

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