Captain Ron Page #6

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You feel that? Get your sea legs.

- Stop whining.

- I'm not. You said the Caribbean!

St Bart's with Mick and Cher,

or Club Med. Not scrubbing deck!

I'm not kidding. Being a galley slave

holds no appeal for me.

Why didn't we just

take a Princess Cruise?

Captain Ron...

May I have the camera, please?

Sure, Boss.

I thought I'd take a look.

I didn't use any film.

Is that right?

Let me tell you something.

This is not a toy. It's a highly

complex piece of equipment.

- I can see. All kinds of buttons.

- It came with a 64-page manual.

I read it. Have you? I doubt it.

Excuse me. Are we going

to any more human-type places?

- You heard of St Croix?

- Yeah!

- We're going to a place next to it.

- What's it called?

- Teds!

- "Teds"...?

It has great historical significance.

A sponge fisherman's convention!

Or more rocks.

She's really a great girl.

Yeah, I think you broke it, Boss.

Swab, bring me another brewski!

Day ten. Sailing lessons continue

under Captain Moron's direction.

- Martin, are you OK?

- It could happen to anyone.

Swab, come here.

When you get down there, grab it,

yank on the line twice. I'll pull you.

Never mind. You go with the boss.

I'll take care of it.

This is going to be

one of the high points of the trip!

It doesn't even have a dock!

But it has one of the best examples

of Spanish forts in the West Indies.

Cannons, walls.

They're all still here.

- Double baconburger and a dog.

- Chips, baconburger.

- Why are you so upset?

- He took us to the wrong island!

- We all make mistakes. He's human.

- Prove it.

Let's make the best of it

and explore the island.

- I just ordered chilli fries!

- How much for the hat?

Look. See, everything's fine.

The kids are happy, Ron is buying

us lunch. Let's just eat, OK?

I planned a spontaneous adventure.

Captain Contagious is screwing it up.

Throw some music on the jukebox.

Boss! Stay on the path.

There's guerrillas in these woods.

Too cool!

- There are no gorillas here.

- Yeah, there is.

Sorry, gorillas are native

to Equatorial Africa.

No gorillas. Not here. No way.

Honey, stay on the path, OK?

- I think he has a problem with you.

- The boss? No, we're like this.

Some people get jealous at me.

There's the Navy thing.

(MAMBO MUSIC)

Mambo!

- How about it, babe?

- I can't dance to this. Nobody can.

Check this out.

- Come on. You know how to do this.

- Not in these shoes.

Kick them off!

"Stay in the path, Boss!

There's gorillas in the woods. "

- Martin and I used to go dancing.

- It shows.

If there's one single gorilla

around here, I'll eat it.

(SCREECHING)

Gorillas. Right.

He could have said "revolutionaries",

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