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The team with the most post in the grounds wins. Alright everybody begins.

alright guys let's go two teams, let's go Richfield, Janet, Kevin, jay, Cindy over here on this side

everyone else with me over here let's go. let's set up shop

I know I'm not a very good leader, I just took over

and I know that wasn't the point of the exercise.

Look Steve, it's a team building exercise, you don't have to shoulder it all yourself

I could motivate them to do anything

but you lead by example and you showed them that it could be done

come on let's get you bandaged up

you're one tough mother f***er Stevo, way to make us all look like wimps.

you made yourselves look like wimps

physical power means nothing, especially in advertising

you know what? you're just a p*ssy, Richfield

and you're just a control freak who takes this all much too seriously

I haven't seen you smile once since I I've met you.

you have to have a laugh sometimes.

what are you reading

a manual for tomorrow's hike. it's dangerous out there

look for your colored flags, don't take anybody else's if you come across it.

Play fare and we'll see you back here in a couple of hours.

Get going, get your flags and get back. You have three hours.

let's go. let's take a look at the map

alright looks like we're heading north.

Charlie, which way is north?

this way

this way? well, let's give it a try.

I think we should go that way

you think. got us bloody wondering and you think it's that way. give me the map.

right, there's a bunch of juniper trees over there and a hill over there and a pinion

what the hell's a pinion?

it's a snake, I remember that from biology class in high school

we walk a few meters that way and there should be a flag marking the spot

how far is a meter?

what the f*** man, we should be at our goal by now

everyone just calm down, Charlie give me the compass.

Charlie, this compass is broken, couldn't you tell?

give me the map

lemme here has lead us in the wrong direction

oh f*** off

so where the hell are we Richfield?

please tell me we're not lost

we're not bloody lost

yes thanks to you we're bloody lost

thanks to me? I take over for one minute and no it's my fault we're lost!

I give in. I vote we stay here for the night.

it's getting dark and we are literally just wondering in the desert

we can't stay here, we'll die out here and I ain't getting bit by a f***ing pinion

a pinion is a tree, you idiot

and we're not going to die. haven't you guys ever been camping?

yeah, at a camp ground with an outhouse and a tent, I'm out, Charlie

I'm with Kevin, I like the urbane jungle not this sh*t. you guys are staying? I'm not lingering

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