Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death

Synopsis: The government hires a feminist at the local university to track down the Piranha Women living in the uncharted Avocado Jungle (westernmost outpost is San Bernardino) to convince them to move to a reservation condo in Malibu. She hires a guide at the edge of the jungle, a male chauvinist pig, and they have many arguments about men and women as they work their way in, and eventually confront the Piranha Women.
Director(s): J.F. Lawton
Production: Cult Video
90 min

We lost it.

We do not, look!


- Yes?

I think it is better to go back.

- But ...

Wait a minute.

I hear net, zvui as ... women?


We go from here.

- No, do not be a

coward, examine.

Look at them, are beautiful.

Are not the most beautiful, most challenging

sensual women, who have ever seen?

We go from here.

- Are you crazy?

Look at them only.

Are dangerous.

- Do not look to me dangerous.

... They look lonely.

Well, I go from here.

- And I'm going to

introduce myself.

Soup, ladies!

about girls

The Turks did not hand his hand?

Throughout history, dominant

pole is exploited weaker.

As the Chinese tied feet of young girls, to

dismantle them in order of submission.

So are the Amazons broke legs

mukih to them uinile poslunim

Is it possible to Muki

and female co-exist?

This will be the theme for

the next treatment as.

Dr Hunt, I really liked your ass.

- Thank you Bani,

moe call me Margo.

- So I like that I

thought I go with,

domainstva in feminist studies, but I was not sure

if you have cooking lessons for feminists?

I do not believe that we have,

an interesting idea.

... Just tell the girls while in nursing.

- Bani, I think you still

need a few lessons,

from feminism, rather than

decide to retrain ...

But Dr.

Hunt, for sure I want to fight for

women's rights, oseam in heels ...

Moe be due to tight beyond our grasp.

- Margo.

Dean Stockwell.

- Margo these people from the government

would quite like to.

This was Ford Maddox from the Ministry

of Agriculture, and Colonel Metel,

National Commission for Trade avocado.

- Trade avocado?

Gospoice Hunt, this is a matter of

dravnom level, we need to talk.


Dr. Hunt, 98% of avocados produced

in the U.S. comes from California.

The largest part comes from the landscape

of jungle, Bakersfield to Mexico border.

The so-called. ,, Avocado belt''.

- I am aware of that,

but what has me?

Dr. Hunt, I do not understand the point, the avocado

is of national importance for the country.

The communists already controlling Nicaragua, Guatemala

and San Salvador, are devastating revolution.

California is our only supplies avocado

from throughout the world.

On the way we have to a large

avocado conflict with USSSR.

The Kremlin, Gorbaov

just rubbish.

I still do not see what

this has to do with me?

The doctor did you ever sworn in on position?

- Pukovnie, I assume the ...

As I said, the biggest part

of the avocado in the USA,

comes from the avocado belt, but they are

harvested only on a hillside jungle.

Because as we all well know, the territory

was completely wild and neistraena.

Everyone surprising avocado

jungle, never to return.


This is a very good

question bani.

Perhaps to Dr.

Hunt wants to answer?

It's just a legend really ...

- Ubeeni have the right ...


,,''Piranha women.

- Women piranhas? Who are they?

They are antique

feminist commune.

So radical, so militant, so depressed, they eat ...

(f***) your mukarce.

And so, I met almost a character ...

- No, I eat 'people by Bani.

Vie like, black widow ', bangs with

mukarcem, and then kill him.

Chopped them thinly and

eaten with ginger.

Or at least so the legend kae ...

- I vie of legends

but the great ag

icultural problem.

Earlier it was safe for workers to collect

up to 20 km inside the jungle hillside.

But lately it satire women piranhas, no

one is safe inside, avocado belt '.

If this is a problem, why not uploading

troops to calm down.

Pukovnie Metellus?

- We try, we have sent three

divisions the best people.


- Were wiped out.

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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