Candy Page #5

F***!!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

-Sh*t.

-I'm so sorry, Danny!

-What the f*** was that?

-Oh my God! Oh baby! Oh sh*t!

Jesus! It's f***in' blood!

I didn't mean to hurt you...

Jesus f***in' sh*t, alright!.

F***!

Is there any chance for some morphine?

I'm in a fair bit of pain.

I don't think you need any morphine.

I don't think you're in

much pain at all!

Oh well, it was worth a try!

Excuse me, would you mind if we um,

bought a couple of flavoured milks off you?

-Just take a couple.

-You sure?

No worries!

-Want some of this?

-Yeah!

-Have a good night!

-Thanks.

-Thankyou!

D'you want anymore?

It's been a while.

Yeah! It's been a while.

I'm sorry I hurt your head.

I'll get you back!

Hello....

Anybody home?

Who the f*** are you?

Yeah, it's me!

Phil.

Phillip Dudley,

from Commercial Realty.

I've written to you lately.

-What's the problem?

-Well...

We've been writing to you about...

Um...

I've got these...

er... hang on...

Er, here they are!

Copies of the three letters

we've sent you recently...

Relating to the matter of your er,

rent in arrears.

I'm here to confirm that the 3rd of

these letters is in actual fact a

notice to vacate.

Effective 7 days hence.

F***!

Well of course it was...

Now, what I'm actually here for today...

is to point out to you the

shortfall owing on the fault

of your bond.

Assuming... you've paid no more rent between now and next wednesday...

We've calculated that the shortfall

will be er... $1,125.

Listen, Phillip...

...we're junkies!

I am a hooker!

He's hopeless!

Right now, things are very complicated!

We haven't got any money.

Right.

But it was good.../ i

Right when times got tough.../ i

There was always Casper. / i.

Ah, the young ones!

Hi!

Our... port in the storm! / i.

Don't get overexcited!

...our gingerbread house! / i

For once... Here I come...

Bearing Treats!

So is this it?

An honour student didn't show,

so I had an idle hour to fill.

You made that in an hour?

Well... Panadine to morphine,

in about an hour and 10!

If you get rid of the paracetamol...

...do a few things...

...and morphine to heroin in 15 minutes.

Thankyou, you guys!

Rearrange the atoms...

...take a bit off...

...put a bit on...

Liquid Diamorphine...

Commonly known as heroin,

pharmaceutical grade, pure.

I call it "My Yellow Jesus!"

Papa bear.

Mama bear.

Baby bear.

It's just that... Candy says I

have to start pulling my weight! / i

Yeah.

What do you know about gay escorts?

Growth market.

Would you mind if asked you a few

technical questions?

There's nothing I'd rather

discuss with you!

What do they expect you to do?

Well there's a big down in the park!

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