Candy Page #3

with sanwiches / i

I'll give you a hand too,

Auntie Cap!

- What?

- What are you doing in there?

Doing a sh*t.

No you're not!

Open the door.

I can't!

You greedy fuckup!!/ i

Rather a selfish

way to begin a marriage!

Really! All done!

Dick!

Obviously, it was a

big dope weekend! / i

You wanna be relaxed at

your own wedding. / i

-Sorry about that.

-That's fine!

So where were we?

I was saying, you need to get your t...

-Do you need a seat?

Yeah, sure! Have a seat!

You need to get your toe in the

the market, Jim!

You know what I'mn saying?

Out of suburbs, fine!

Two bedroom...

...You don't need a garden

courtyard, do you?

You want the worst house,

in the best street!

You don't need a kitchen or bathroom...

...Put it in later!

Say for example,

you want to borrow ...

...400.

Or 300...

You do it...

You Struggle...

Understand?

Dan?

Dan?

Dan!

Dan...

Wake up.

Dan, Dan, wake up.

I'm f***ed.

Too much champagne.

Yeah I'm...

I'm sure it's that...

Well, it is the big day!

I'll make some coffee. / i

He's drunk! / i

Is there anything you

want to talk to me about?/ i

What? / i

What's going on?

Mum, you know what's going on!

We are having a lovely time!

That's not what I meant.

Well then, I don't know what you mean!

What's wrong with Dan?

He's just pissed, Mum!

He's hopeless!!

Sorry.

Thanks for the beautiful reception.

It'd kill your father, you know.

Think we should stop?

-What? Now that we're respectable?

-Yeah, I know!

You know what I mean.

Whenever you say the word.

We are the coolest people

in McDonalds!

We had a lot going for us. / i

We'd found the secret glue

that held all things together / i

in a perfect place.../ i

...where the noise

did not intrude/ i.

Our world was...

so very complete. / i

Earth

-Hey baby!

-Hi!

How was it?

About the same.

Here's $200.

I'm gonna give it half an hour

and then I'll split!

Yeah. I won't be long.

I'll meet you at home.

Ok, I see you there.

OK.

They say that for every 10 years

you've been a junkie .../ i

You will have spent 7 of them

...waiting. / i

One way is not bad

have as much time to think / i.

on the other, the anxiety

was a full time job!/ i

- Hey?

- You slimey c*nt!

- What?

- What do you f***ing reckon?

I just had a quick little bit!

It was nothing!

Where?

Um, In the park.

When I met Ange.

Did Angela do it with you?

No, of course not!

We left as soon as we did the deal!

Only because he's decent enough

to go home to his girlfriend.

Like you should be!

Oh candy! He sold me the dope!

Why would he want to have a hit

in the public toilet?

Well why the f*** would you?

Oww!

Look, I admit it was dumb!

Okay?

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