Camp X-Ray Page #5

Sir, yes, sir.

At ease.

Did medical check you out yet?

Yes, sir. I'm fine.

Why don't you, uh, take it easy

for the rest of the shift?

See if observation needs any help.

Thank you, sir.

I'm fine.

Use the vinegar.

It helps with the smell.

Hey.

Mmm. Cole, you smell amazing.

What's that you're wearing... chanel no. 2?

Mm-hmm.

You better watch yourself with those.

They drug them to keep them docile.

Sh*t. No, they don't.

Hey. What are you doing here?

Did medical check you out?

I'm fine.

We're short a meal, though.

Do you mind grabbing one?

No, we're not.

Your pal 471... he's not coming back today.

Why?

I sent him on a flyer.

What's that?

Our frequent flyer program.

We move him from cell to

cell every two hours.

Night shift won't like it, but f*** 'em.

Dude's got to learn somehow.

You move him all night long?

All night, all day, all week.

How does he sleep?

He doesn't, dummy... that's the point.

Come on, get this sh*t moving.

We're on a schedule.

It's brutal.

What are you... the red cross?

No, I'm just saying.

It's...Brutal.

I mean, Jesus, Rico, Cole just got sh*t

flung at her face. Are you cool with that?

Of course not.

I mean, you don't have to do some

big thing over me. I'm... I'm fine.

Yeah, we kind of do.

And just so we're clear, I'm down with it.

I just think, you know,

it's kind of hard-core, right?

You want me to call it off?

No. F*** him.

Look at you pussies swim!

Rico, get the ladder.

Pull the ladder up.

We bail haters gonna hate, but...

What do you get to be swimming there for?

Swim, flounder.

To good times, baby.

To good times.

Yeah, yeah, good times, baby.

I love when the...

Got a million,

now I'm about to add six more...

Well, I'll be damned...

Cole the fisherman.

Be careful there.

You want me to bait it for you?

No, I think I'm pretty good. Thanks.

It's a treble hook.

I don't want you to cut

your, uh, finger there.

You got to make sure you

get it on all three.

Like that?

Not bad.

Hey, give me this sh*t.

Hold this.

How do you do this thing, anyways?

How do you do the pole?

Yeah.

Yo, I've never done this before, man.

Look, the hook's right there.

You got to put bait on it.

Oh. You cast the f***er out, get a fish,

and you reel it back in.

Real simple.

Sh*t, be my guest.

...pulling your ass out of there.

There you go.

I like to see the hook.

Well, see that?

He knows what kind of fish...

Here you go.

Thanks.

Whoo!

Come on, girl, let's get some fish.

You're dropping on me.

Let's go. Let's go.

Whoo!

All right, listen up, you f***ing faggots!

We got fresh beer on tap,

so I want you to fall in.

Let's go.

Cole, come on.

Come on.

Here. Here, precious motherf***er.

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