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Ray.

Pinky.

Um, I need a break, but...

You're shy of funds.

A mind reader... a regular

Edgar Cayce, this man.

Hey, Ray, you don't think

that young Pete...

Do you think that Pete

is feeling Christian?

I couldn't speak for him.

Well, of course you

couldn't speak for him, Ray.

Of course, you

couldn't speak for him.

Only Pete can speak for Pete.

So what say you, Pete,

old chap, hm?

Help out a friend?

I think I've got...

I've got five dollars.

But that's for lunch.

Maybe Ray could break it.

Oh, Ray won't let you

anywhere near his register.

Guards it like fort Knox.

I, however, may be

able to help you out.

But...

He won't let me near it, either.

Oh, he himself has said it...

And it's frightening,

to his credit.

Oh, you gorgeous, buxom thing,

you.

Woman

welcome, valley shoppers...

To the green

at green meadows mall.

It's now 10:
00 A.M.

enjoy your shopping day.

Dave? Ha-hey!

You're never gonna get it.

Oh, well, guess. Why can't you

guess? It's just a...

Penny... Wednesday.

Penny Wednesday...

From Grossinger's?

The phone book... yeah,

you're right here on page 113.

Hold on a sec.

You off your meds?

It's nothing, Dave, just some

creep smitten with my beauty.

Receptionist

Mr. Nakimura's office.

Ah, yes, hi, good morning.

Mr. Nakimura, please?

You said call if I ever

made it down.

Well, I'm down.

Receptionist

may I ask who's calling?

Yes, this is Ray Lapine.

Just for the day.

Unless I can find

some place to stay.

Receptionist

we have your information.

Oh, you have it. Excellent.

I didn't call for money.

I just... thought we had a love

connection, that's all.

Is there another time

today that I could call back?

Receptionist maybe

try him in an hour and a half.

Okay, that's fine. 90 minutes.

Can we commit to that?

Receptionist

you'll just have to try him.

Merry Christmas.

Yes, merry chr...

Tonight? You got a wife,

don't you, Dave?

You swore up and down you

didn't...

And I am just stupid enough.

I'm not so stupid,

I don't know I'm dumb, okay?

Hey. Employment booth.

Second level.

Tell Lorraine that

Ray Lapine sent you.

Yeah... and why would

Ray Lapine do that?

Whatever it is, he's not

gonna let it go.

That's Ray, you see,

he's like the Irish.

He loves his misery.

Talking of misery,

are you married?

No, of course you're not,

of course, you're not.

You're a living example of that

proposition which states...

Not all men are fools,

some are bachelors.

Ba-boom.

So, you're married?

Oh, five times.

Yep. Five times married and

five beautiful wives.

Now once, on my honeymoon

with Lorna.

Lorna, French Canadian,

god, was she hot.

We were a couple.

I mounted her like a stallion.

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