
California Suite
- PG
- Year:
- 1978
- 103 min
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For heaven's sake, Wendy,
look for an airport!
- Will you look for the airport?
- Oh, don't make such a fuss.
Just put it down on a mountain.
What do you mean,
just put it down?
I'm lucky I can keep it up.
I told you, I never flew before.
Don't shout at me.
I'm a first-class passenger.
You're a first-class lunatic!
It's all over, Wendy. Our relationship
has a quarter of a tank to go.
Yes, but you do love me,
don't you, Harold?
I know this is an awkward time
to bring it up,
but I must know for our future.
- Ohh! Aah!
- Harold, darling, do answer me.
Oh! Oh!
You can stop pretending to be
asleep, Sidney. It's over.
I was listening
to Beethoven's ninth.
Somewhere on this plane,
there's a wonderful orchestra.
The cameraman must do
luggage commercials.
All you could see
were the bags under my eyes.
We'll be landing in Los Angeles
in five minutes, miss Barrie.
I suppose we must.
You were terrific!
I loved it!
Oh, thank you.
That's sweet.
What?
Oh. I hope
you win the Oscar!
It's bizarre.
Eight years with
the national theatre,
two Pinter plays, nine
Shakespeare, three Shaw,
and I finally get nominated
for a nauseating little comedy.
That's why
they call it Hollywood.
Oh!
Gorgeous color.
The smog.
I wonder if
they sell it in bottles.
It would make a wonderful present
for the folks back home.
- Thank you.
- I'm sorry, Mr. Barrie.
- The "no smoking" sign's on.
- Oh, sorry.
I thought it was meant
for the people down there.
Oh, Christ.
The royal treatment.
And if I lose, we go home
in a station wagon.
I can get used to this life
very easily, darling.
Promise me you'll
We have a magnificent suite
back at the hotel for you.
How nice.
I'll call you in half an hour.
Fine. Thank you.
Well, that's just fine. Unless
you're making a pot of tea,
I think we're in big trouble.
I didn't build the car.
I just drove it.
Did you look at the Gauge
like I told you to?
I looked at the Gauge
more than I looked at the road.
I ran off the road.
I did not run off the Gauge.
But if you looked at the Gauge,
it wouldn't have overheated.
You mean lookin' at the Gauge real
good stops it from overheatin'?
No, but you've got to speak up.
You've got to say, "hey, the
Gauge says we're overheating."
This is not the kind of news
that you keep to yourself.
You know, I hate rent-a-cars.
Why don't we just leave it here?
It's cooling off, see? I told you. All
we needed to do was give it a chance.
All right, close the hood.
Let's go. I'll drive.
Oh, no! Oh, god.
Say he didn't slam the hood.
What's the matter
with the doors?
Didn't the man say
not to slam the hood down?
Didn't the man say
when you slam the hood down?
Did the man say
I would burn my hand?
It's locked, all right.
Who's got the keys?
The car's got the keys!
Why didn't you take the keys?
I only went
from my seat to the hood.
I thought it would be safe. You
on his side. Stand over there.
What fool closed the windows?
That fool closed the windows.
Even with my eyes on the Gauge,
I saw that fool close
the windows.
The air-conditioning
doesn't work with open windows.
Well, now the car doesn't work
with closed windows,
does it, fool?
Smile, everybody!
We're in Los Angeles!
I'm not paying for this window.
Bettina, you're keeping
the books.
Put the window in his column.
We're drivin', ain't we?
We're not bein' towed, are we?
Deduct the cost of being towed
from my column.
Oh, when are you two gonna stop
bickering and start vacationing?
It's been like this
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