California Scheming Page #2

-Feels like my brain isn't

connected to my body anymore.

-Did you guys get that little

clip I sent you last night?

-F***, yeah, we did.

That was so -- that was so cool.

That was so awesome.

-I like to make videos, post

them on Facebook or YouTube.

It's part of my master plan

to become famous.

-Famous for what?

-Doesn't really matter.

Just famous.

Bottom line is that...

You have to go the full 9 yards,

and...

Those last few yards

can take you to some

really dark places, you know?

Sometimes when my mother

is sleeping with some...

Producer or manager guy...

She gets herself auditions

for TV shows.

Small roles, but...

I just don't think that's

the way it works, you know?

For me

it's about one thing --

be good...

Or be good at it.

Press "record."

You can touch me if you want.

-Now it's your turn.

Let's go skinny-dipping.

Come on!

-Dude.

- What's in it for someone

with nothing to do?

what's in it for me?

- What's in it for someone

with nothing to do?

what's in it for me?

- What's in it for someone

with nothing to do?

-Oh, yeah.

That is very true!

For one time...

For one time

in your goddamn life...

Be honest with me, William!

Did you ever love me?

Did you ever love me?!

Tell me, did you ever love me?!

-I don't know.

I don't know.

- It's late.

Where you been?

-With Jason.

-You know, I feel like I don't

ever get to see you anymore.

-Mom told me about your show.

I'm sorry.

I thought it was kind of cool.

-Oh, I just wish

that you ran the network.

Ahh.

They tested it for the audience,

and they didn't like it.

Had a lot of walkouts, so...

That's that.

-What now? You -- you

gonna shop somewhere else?

Nick, the...

The bank has given us a day

to move out of this house.

-So I'll have to go

to another school.

What about my friends?

Really, really sorry

about this mess, Nick.

I just don't know

what else to do.

-Yeah, it's okay.

-What do you think you're doing?

It's a bird, not a kite.

Stop it.

You're hurting it.

-Get the f*** out of here,

Mary poppins!

Who do you think you are,

telling me what to do?

-You can't just take a bird

and treat it like it's a toy.

Leave him alone.

-Get...

If I were you,

I'd get the f*** out of here,

or you might end up

on this leash.

-Whoa, whoa.

What's going on here?

-Mary poppins over here

is trying to tell me

what's right and wrong.

-I'm always interested to know

what's right and what's wrong.

-No. I'm not claiming to be

an expert on morality.

But I do know that nobody has

the right to torture an animal.

-I'm not torturing him.

I'm teaching him how to fly.

-Why is he on a leash?

-We found him a couple days ago,

injured.

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