Cafe Society Page #2

Genre: Comedy
Production: Perdido Productions
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We're trying to persuade him.

If asked politely, people listen.

I'm at Ali Baba Motel.

It's on Grace and Yucca.

Yes, and ah...

it's Room 222, on Bobby Dorfman, so yes.

15? Yeah. OK.

That's fine, 10:

yeah, I don't care. No, of course not!

Blond, brunette...whatever she like.

Ah, great, I will be waiting.

This is the room you want.

Your date got my room, by mistake.

Oh, God! Sorry.

Come on in.

Oh Sorry. Sorry, OK!

Jesus! What the hell did you do?

I'm sorry! I wrote it down wrong.

You know, I live here,

so everyone has to know.

Do I look a working girl?

Look at yourself! Are you kidding me?

Where were you? I am ready to go to sleep.

I know, I know. My car got a flat.

I'm sorry, I'm late. My name is Candy.

Delayed, you get the wrong room...

I could use one.


Alright, fine! Help yourself.

You know, I usually don't do this.

Oh! Can you let you in on a secret?


I've never taken money before,

so we're both in the same boat.

Wait a second! You mean this is your first job?

Uh..hmm. It is.

So if I seem a little disorganized...

My God! Toni sends you over here!

You're not even a pro!

Not yet!

You don't have any qualms going down this road?

Umm, huh.

I need a job.

My acting career is not going anywhere.

OK! Yeah, but maybe, think.

I need the money.

Uh! You know what? You don't...

you don't have to sleep with me,

but I'll give you the money.

No, It's OK! I've made up my mind.

No, I don't want it on my conscience.

It's too much for me.

It's alright, it's alright. I'm willing!

Oh! Willing? Thank you very much!

It was like taking medicine?

No! No! You are not some big fat shrieker!

Thank you!

Hey! You are nervous and now

you are making me nervous.

I'm not nervous to goto bed...

actually I got out of a pretty hot romance, OK?

But I never paid anyone

to do it with me, before.

Incidentally, I need the $20 in advance.

There is nothing sexy about the

two of us going through the motions!

Here, just take the money and go.

Don't you wanna try me?

Listen, I'm so lonely that I would have been

happy to talk but I'm even too tired for that.

Am I not attractive?

You are okay. You are fine!

It's me, I get a headache.

Oh? And this town is full of fantastic looking girls?


They come from all over, lookin' to get in movies.


So, you don't wanna go to bed with me?


It's just that I'm not in the mood, sorry. I lost it.

Oh Jesus! Don't cry. Don't cry. Cmon!

Oh, come on! Cmon on!

If it's gonna kill you, lets go.

Cmon, we'll do it.

All I ask is that we turn the lights out.

You know what? I got a feelin',

this line of work is not right for you.

Hey look!

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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