Caddyshack Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1980
- 98 min
- 12,589 Views
Don't you see it?
Well, pick it up!
I'll put it right on the line.
There have been a lot
of complaints already:
Fooling around on the course,
bad language...
...smoking grass, poor caddying.
If you guys want to get fired...
...if you want to be replaced by golf carts,
just keep it up.
One announcement.
Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer
school from a severe anxiety attack.
I heard he swallowed his vomit
during a test.
However it happened, he was a good caddy
and a good kid.
He was a brownnose, Lou! You hated him.
Shut up! That means the caddy
scholarship is available again.
Anyone who's interested
should go see Judge Smails.
And kiss his ass!
That would help.
Let's move out. We've got golfers waiting.
You! Pick up that blood.
What kind of grades do I need
for this Caddy Scholarship deal?
If you've been a good caddy,
I think they're lenient.
We're about to tee off now...
...so call the hospital...
...and move my appointment
with Mrs. Bellows back 30 minutes.
Just snake a tube down her nose
and I'll be there...
...in four or five hours. Testing now.
Don't you have homes?
There's a brown Audi parked
in my parking space.
Get a tow truck over here
and have it hauled away immediately!
Look at the wax build-up on those shoes!
This is fine leather!
I want that wax stripped off!
I want them creamed and buffed
with a fine chamois.
I want them now!
You've got them, Judge!
Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
No, I'm not, Grandpa! I'm playing tennis!
You'll play golf and you'll like it!
What about my asthma?
I'll give you asthma!
What did you shoot today?
I don't keep score, Judge.
How do you measure yourself
with other golfers?
By height.
You should play with Dr. Beeper
and myself.
I mean, he's been Club champion
...and I'm no slouch, myself.
Don't sell yourself short, Judge.
You're a tremendous slouch.
Have you heard the latest one...
...about the Jew, the Catholic
and the colored boy who went to heaven?
That's a doozie, Judge!
Colored boy?
You son of a b*tch! I'll fix you!
Here you are, kid. Park my car,
get my bags...
...and put on some weight, will you?
Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures?
It's a parking lot! Come on.
I think this place is restricted,
so don't tell them you're Jewish.
I'm AI Czervik.
I'm playing with Drew Scott today
and this is my guest, Mr. Wang.
Give me half a dozen
of the Vulcan D-tens...
...and set my friend up
with the whole schmear.
You know, clubs, bags, shoes...
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