C.r.a.z.y. Page #4

he'd be smoking nonstop.

We go to the movies,

he wants to smoke;

we go skating,

he wants to smoke...

You skate? Roller-skate?

The guys' turn, full blast,

music blaring, really stoned -

you let yourself go...

you can hear everything,

and feel like everything around you

is moving in slow-motion,

like in a movie.

A stoner movie, yeah.

Try it.

Give me a shotgun.

No way.

Are you nuts?

I burned my tongue last time.

I thought of you

and it stopped burning.

He has a gift

for healing burns.

- What?

- And staunching blood.

It's true! Tell him!

My mother got that

into the whole family's head.

You stop your girlfriend's

monthly bleeding, too?

Idiot.

That's it, make a fool of me.

I don't believe in that anymore.

Sorry.

That doesn't mean

you've lost your blessing.

You blessed fool!

You want a shotgun?

Boy, have you changed!

Well, well...

if it isn't the lovely Michelle.

- Hi, Mr. Beaulieu.

- Hi.

I'll finish up later.

No problem.

- Is she really on the pill?

- Enough about my cousin.

I'm not the one

who wants to sleep with her.

That's the last time

I confide in you.

Why are the prettiest girls

always the dumbest?

You've never seen her.

I've seen her picture.

Enough said.

Don't be jealous.

You're dumb too.

I see her once a year. How am

I supposed to sleep with her?

Anyway, she's got a boyfriend.

Older. As dumb as she is.

Not as dumb as you?

Don't.

It'll ruin our friendship.

That's not what you said

last week.

Stop it.

See what happens?

Absolutely nothing!

Don't tell me he groped her.

You done imitating

that f***ing fag?

Huh?! You're making us

look like a bunch of idiots!

Get outta here!

It's my room too!

c'mon, Toto,

ask him for an autograph.

Got a problem?

No.

Having a crazy brother

also had its advantages.

- Always ready to help...

- Pay up, you little bastard.

... for the modest sum of $2.

We were here first.

Shut up, f*ggot.

What did you call him?

Apologize.

Apologize

and switch back to his show.

Apologize, I said!!!

It's okay, Dad.

Go on!!

Sorry.

What's for dinner?

What happened to you?

Just a hockey fight.

- Didn't you have practice today?

- Yeah, yeah.

You fought with a teammate?

It was just a scuffle.

Didn't even drop my gloves.

- Who with?

- Tremblay.

You got beaten up

by Tremblay's little fag?

What, you four-eyed fag?

What's with you always

calling each other fags?

You'd swear we're nothing

but a bunch of fairies!

Please...

anything but that.

Sorry about last night.

You know I don't like you talking

to your brother that way.

Yeah...

Okay, see you at work.

careful, now.

Please let me bump into them.

What're you doing here?

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