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that good at anything.
Oh... What? That's crazy.
Everybody's good at something.
Not me.
My last mom told me so.
Well, you don't have to worry about
stuff like that anymore, OK?
- OK.
- So if you need us, you know.
- We'll be out there.
- Yeah. "Paging Mom and Dad."
- OK. OK.
- All right.
One, two, three, Camp Butter!
I've always said that your
people are the small flashlights
that help a dark world
find its lost car keys.
- What?
- Let's hear it for Camp Butter!
What can I do you for, Orval?
Look, the panel's
been doing some talking,
and, uh...
you've had a good run.
Well, 15 years.
You're a legend.
You're in Parade Magazine.
You're the Elvis of butter.
But we just kinda feel
like it's time...
...you gave
somebody else a shot.
Uh-huh.
We're prepared to offer
you a spot at State.
Um... you could be a judge.
With me and Mary Alice
and Carl Hudgens.
- Carl Hudgens is a good guy.
- He's a great guy.
It's time to start giving back.
You know, like Oprah does.
Yeah, well, she's got
that Angel Network.
I just have one
sort of delicate question.
- Laura?
- Laura.
You know,
could be an excellent mayor.
or even, or even governor.
'Cause I know she's...
...she's very, uh... involved.
Oh, she's fine.
She'll be fine.
Laura...
These f***ers have no idea
who they're dealing with.
We're the motherfucking
Picklers.
out of the way.
I have always known
what kind of man he was.
I never thought
he'd go this far.
You know Orval is a good man.
He has had it out for us
from day one, Bob.
I will call the governor.
That's what I'll do.
I'll call the governor.
Or Jesus. I mean, don't you
have his direct line?
My constitutional rights are being
violated and I will call the governor.
The governor
doesn't care, Laura.
What did you say?
The governor doesn't care.
Whose side are you on, Bob?
It's time to pass
the baton, Laura.
Like Oprah.
How dare you
bring Oprah into this?
Kaitlen, sweetie.
father and me with some privacy?
She can stay.
Cover your balls, Dad.
I see what happened here, Bob.
You didn't stand up
for yourself, did you?
That's what happened here.
I think it'd show a real touch
of class if we stepped down now.
warned me against marrying someone
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It just means maybe I should've taken his advice
- and married Boyd Bolton.
- Boyd Bolton?
successful car dealership.
I am done.
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