Burn After Reading Page #5

Why's that?

I don't see that.

Well, because he is a dope and so...

But Sandy'is a good lady.

- A very special lady.

- She's a cold, stuck-up b*tch.

- Well that's a little---

- You and I should get things sorted.

I've always told you

it's more than just frivolity.

That's right. That's understood.

You've been very straight.

- I think I've been loud and clear.

- Absolutely.

Not just fun and games.

Absolutely.

Pipe A Fittings Power Tools

Agent.

I'm sorry I didn't understand

what you said.

Agent.

Your call is important to us. Please stay

on the line for the next available agent.

Ted, can I talk to you about

our Mickey Mouse HMO?

- Uh-huh. Hang on.

- This is some heavy sh*t.

- Is that my date list?

- No... f***...

You know, I'm trying to reinvent myself

and these procedures,

which are so incredibly not cheap...

What is that?

I can't believe this...

This is like... intelligence sh*t.

- I'm not comfortable with this.

- What is it?

This is, like, I can't believe

this sh*t I'm seeing!

- Manolo found it.

- On the floor there.

Yeah. Manolo found this, like, CD,

just lying in a locker.

- Locker floor. Ladies' locker.

- Jus lie-een there.

And I'm like, Whoa, someone's music

or what. And I come in here

- ...and it's these files, man.

- I'm not comfortable with this.

Talking about SigInt,

and signals and sh*t and...

- Signals means code, you know?

- It was jus lie-een there.

Talking here about department heads

and the names and sh*t

and these other files are just,

like, numbers Arrayed.

Numbers and dates,

and numbers and numbers,

and dates and numbers, and

I think that's the sh*t, man.

The raw intelligence!

I'm not touching this.

I want this out of here.

- Throw it out?

- No, you can't do that.

You should put up a note

in the ladies' locker room.

Put up a note?

Highly classified sh*t found?

Signals intelligence sh*t, CIA sh*t?

Hello! Anybody lose their secret

CIA sh*t? I don't think so!

I don't know you figure it out,

but I'm not comfortable with this.

And I want this out of Hardbodies.

We're running a gym here. God!

Manolo, you didn't find this!

- I found it on the floor there.

- Yeah, I know, but...

Right there, on the floor there.

Just lie-een there.

- Harry?

- Yeah, it's me.

xxx

- Absolut Saketini, please.

- Just a tab.

But if I get any advance

on my salary

I could at least

get the surgery ball rolling.

Whoa, there's a payroll company,

you know?

They don't just advance people money.

They just don't do that.

I mean, sure, I could say, yes,

I authorized it,

but that's not going to mean

anything to them.

Well why do they have us on

this Cockamamie health plan?

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