
Bugsy Malone
- G
- Year:
- 1976
- 93 min
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(3.50 / 2 votes)Someone once said if
it was raining brains...
Roxy Robinson
wouldn't even get wet.
Roxy spent his life making
two and two into five.
But believe you me...
he shouldn't have taken that
alley by Parito's bakery.
Your name Robinson?
Roxy Robinson?
You work for Fat Sam?
Whatever game it was,
sure as eggs...
is eggs, Roxy the Weasel
had been scrambled.
This guy's the hero of our story.
Name of Bugsy Malone.
A nice guy, a little too
popular with the broads.
Italian mother, Irish
father. Grown up confused.
Kinda mixed up. By the
way, my name's Sam.
Fat Sam, because of my physique.
I ain't no dumb-bell.
And this ain't no bookshop.
This is my place.
Fat Sam's Grand Slam.
Best joint in town.
- Hi, Jelly.
- Hi, Bugsy.
We interrupt this program
to bring you a news flash.
We have reports of an incident
on the Lower East side...
involving the man known
as Roxy the Weasel.
Believed to be a member
of the gang of mobster king...
Fat Sam Stacette.
Robinson was the victim of a...
sensational event.
We go over to our
reporter on the spot...
So tell me.
How'd you allow this to happen?
Roxy was one of my best!
What have you got to say...
you bunch of dummies?
Call yourselves hoodlums?
You're a disgrace to the
profession. You hear me?
And most of all, a
disgrace to me. Fat Sam.
And we all know
who's behind this.
Sure do, boss.
Don't need a hatful of brains...
- do you?
- Certainly not, boss.
So who is it, dummies?
Tell me! Who?
- Dandy...
- Dan.
Don't mention that
name in this office!
Take it easy, boss, sit down.
Come in.
I'm Blousey Brown. I'm a
singer, for the audition.
A singer. A singer!
I don't need a singer.
Come back tomorrow.
How about my audition?
You said okay last week.
Am I going mad? Are my
Will you get out of here!
Dancers, dancers, surrounded
by namby-pamby dancers...
singers, piano players
and banjo players...
when I need brains.
Brains and muscles.
You've got us, boss.
You? You hunk of lard!
You got muscles where
you should have brains.
My canary's got more
brains than you! Dumb salami.
What's funny?
Don't worry, I've been trying
to see him for months.
- You have?
- Of course.
- What do you do?
- I'm the greatest tap dancer.
- You are?
- Of course I are. Cross my heart.
But all he says is
come back tomorrow.
How many times can
I come back tomorrow?
Anybody who is anybody...
will soon walk through that door.
At Fat Sam's Grand Slam speakeasy.
Always able to find you a table...
there's room for just one more
at Fat Sam's Grand Slam...
speakeasy.
Once you get here,
feel the cheer...
like they say in the poem...
Fat Sam ain't humble...
but it's your home sweet home.
Plans are made here...
games are played here...
rumors are buzzin'...
stories by the dozen.
Look around you, cousin...
at the news we're making here.
Anybody who is anybody will
soon walk through the door...
at Fat Sam's Grand Slam...
speakeasy.
There's a politician
sitting by the kitchen...
said he caught his fingers
in the one he was wishin'.
Once you get here,
feel the cheer...
like they say in the poem...
Fat Sam ain't humble...
but it's your home sweet home.
Plans are made here,
games are played here...
rumors are buzzin'...
stories by the dozen.
Look around you, cousin,
at the news we're making here.
Anybody who is anybody will
soon walk through the door...
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