Buffalo Dreams Page #2

We Have Dried Corn,

Dried Corn Soup,

Dried Corn Stew,

And Dried Corn

With Squash.

Well, I Guess I Should

Have Some Of Each.

All Right.

Is This A New Cause?

I'm Not Familiar With It.

For Centuries,

Our Northern

Brothers And Sisters

Have Honored

The Buffalo,

Who Provided Them

With Food,

Shelter, Clothing.

Now We're Partnering

With Them

To Restore The Herds And--

Yes,

We Have Buffalo,

And We Need Teenagers

Like Your Son

To Help Us Out.

I'm Sorry. I Wish

I Knew Sign Language.

My Granddaughter Scout

Is Sure

Your Son

Would Enjoy Working

With The Herd

Much More Than The Lab.

[Hip-Hop Music Playing]

Sorry.

So I'll Make

The Announcement,

Then I'll Go Into

A Short Interview,

And Open Up

Into Q. And A. Ok?

[Laughs]

R.S.V.P.?

We've Got Kyle

And His Wrecking Crew Here.

These Boys Want To Test

Your Bravery

On Single Track,

Intermediate,

And Advanced Trail Riding.

So Ask Yourself,

Fellow Heartbreaking

Thrill-Seekers,

Can You Fly?

Friday At Red Rocks.

Be There.

Yeah. Say Something

Like That.

So, Like,

Are We On The Air?

Hey, Grandpa.

Hmm?

I'll Be Graduating

In A Couple Years,

And I Need A Real Job,

A Money Job.

I Could Teach You

To Be The Next Survivor.

Ha Ha.

I'm Just Saying--

Oh, Look. Ah.

Monardella Odoratissima.

That's Mountain Pennyroyal.

It's Good For Food Seasoning

And Deodorant.

You Know, You Can Cure Yourself

And Your Herd Of Anything

If You Know Nature.

You Can't Get

Scout's Voice Back.

[Sighs]

Meanwhile,

Your Work's Here,

Restoring The Buffalo

And Taking Care

Of Your Community.

I Know, But--

The Tree Has To Be

Rooted In The Ground

Before It Can Grow.

How Can You Stand

The Sweat Lodge

In The Summer?

You Don't Even Have

A Ceremony Today.

Certainly A Place

Your Grandma Can't Get At Me.

[Both Laugh]

Hey, What's Up?

Well, My Editor

Wants Photographs

Of My Recipes

For His Web Site

To Go With My Book.

Hey! How Was Work?

Cruel And Unusual.

Well, I Thought You

Found It Very Creative.

I'm Stuck In A Tiny Room,

Alone, With No Windows.

I Think I Like Page 19

Of The Zigna Space Report

The Best.

This...Oh, Yeah.

This Was My Favorite.

Yeah.

See?

I Only Hope The 37

Of My New Colleagues

Will Find My Son

As Photogenic As We Do.

How Did That Get There?

You Know,

It Was Not Easy

Getting You This Job.

Making Copies?

It's Great Exposure.

To Radioactivity.

I Spoke To A Nice

Navajo Today.

They Need Help

At The Dine Bikeyah

Buffalo Preserve

Where?

The Dine Bikeyah

Buffalo Preserve.

Look Outside.

Oh, No. I Met The Guy

Who Works There

And He Was A Jerk.

You Could Ride

Your Bike.

Bro,

Look Who It Is.

Is This

Supposed To Be A Joke?

A Dirt Head

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