Bu Son Olsun Page #5

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Those impertinent idiots

don't realize a thing.

They'll realize soon enough!

We've broken our billy clubs

But we haven't broken them.

l don't know what to say, Commander.

You're absolutely right.

The clubs break before you can break

the skulls of those blockheads.

Don't they realize they're

damaging valuable state property?

lf they cared we wouldn't

need to be here, would we?

Ah, l can't believe my ears.

Without you, where would

this nation and its people be?

How many sugars, Commander?

Three.

lt's none of my business,...

...but you won't get

anywhere by beating them.

You can break in a donkey

but you'll never break them in.

- You've got to find anotherway

- Like what?

Beat them forthree days,

and they'll beg formore on the fourth.

And as forthe anarchists!

They never get theirfill.

So are we supposed to just fatten

them up and neverbeat them?

Not all of them. Just a few.

l don't understand?

What's there to understand?

We need to identify the weak

prisoners and separate them.

lf we treat them nice,

they'll feed us information.

And when the others see

how good they've got it...

...they'll come to us on their

own and sit right in ourlaps.

The legendary

Captain Kenan will have...

...brought the prison to heel.

The new Commanderof Penitentiaries:

General Kenan.

Ah, did l say 'general'?

God must have made me say it.

- Some biscuits with yourtea?

- No thanks.

- Maybe some crackers?

- l'm good.

Ah, remember Crazy dris?

You're so gullible, zgr.

- How could you have trusted him?

- Well, l did.

Tell us. What was dris'

harebrained scheme this time?

A real doozey.

Hunting at the zoo.

That's just like dris.

What did you hunt?

That was the problem.

What are we supposed to hunt at the zoo?

We decided on swans.

Would you believe we used ourties as lassos?

And?

Ourties ended up on the

necks of the swans.

We were afraid the guards would see ourties.

So we jumped into the

lake to get ourties back.

That's when they caught us.

The worst thing is,

they hadn't even noticed the ties.

Ourextremists have turned

out to be crybabies.

lt's still early days, and they've already

withdrawn into theirshells.

What kind of extremists are you?

You're more like a pussycat.

Screw you.

- Calm down, Apo

- Watch yourstep.

Let me go, Yaar.

We came here to rest and

look at how we're treated.

Are you into pain orwhat?

Are you a bunch of masochists?

No, we're Stalinists.

Everything is because of you.

- Who do you think you are?

- Cool it.

What's it to you?

Who put you in charge?

lf l want, l'll let them search me

lf l want, l'll bend right over.

lt's up to you.

Nobody's telling you what to do.

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