Bruno & Earlene Go to Vegas Page #3

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LA Talk Radio. We say what we want.

You ever noticed how

when you drink milk,

you can get one of those

moustaches? Yeah... Yeah.

This woman's nuts.

She also happens to have

great taste in music.

And besides, I can relate.

- Hand me a beer, will you?

- You're driving.

OK, make it a light.

- Alcohol gives you memory loss.

- That it does.

You should try it sometime.

Are you gonna start

being nice to me now?

Like the Bruno I first met, huh?

I'm sorry.

So what was that doctor

gonna do back there?

He's not really a doctor.

He's more like a researcher.

He takes pictures of people who are

different and sells them on to fixers.

What do they fix?

Problems. Or rather,

society's problems.

I don't think you have to worry

about that. I mean, you look good.

You do. You look nice and healthy

and robust.

You know, you remind

me of when I was a kid.

Yeah, you do.

Man, I was just trying to

figure out who the f*** I was

and what the hell I was all about.

Nobody ever says that they

want to raise a teenager.

I mean, it's always about the baby.

You know, the baby, the baby,

this little bundle of joy.

Nobody ever talks about

raising a teenager.

I mean, no wonder all these f***ing

kids are so lost, you know?

They were never meant to be.

Yeah, well, people change.

Stop eating that.

Jesus! Did anybody ever teach

you about nutrition? God!

140 calories. Zero fat, trans fat...

Yeah, and vitamins?

Minus numbers don't count.

All manmade sh*t is bad.

And I think I'm gonna

go find a bathroom.

I'll be right back.

Earlene?

Earlene?

- You found me.

- I had a feeling.

You know, there were toilets

back at the gas station.

Yeah. Yeah.

But they're not as clean

as the holy ones.

They don't come with

the freebies, either.

Whoa! Jesus is such a giver.

Yeah. Good girls go to heaven.

Bad girls rule the world.

Here.

- No!

- Yeah.

- Did you get these from back there?

- Yeah.

My God! It's totally a sign.

The Eiffel Tower!

What makes it so special, anyway?

It's one of a kind.

The artists of Paris

petitioned against it.

They thought it was ugly

and that it shouldn't be built.

They were afraid of

something different.

But then over time,

they grew to like it.

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.

I'm gonna hang on to these. OK?

I'm gonna wear them for the

perfect moment. Trust me.

- OK?

- OK.

- Yeah?

- OK.

OK.

So, are we getting

out of here or what?

- OK. But twin beds.

- Sure.

Howdy.

God!

Billy, you're interfering

with the signal.

Fashion TV's gone blurry.

He was totally looking at you!

Please. He doesn't want

my tired old snatch.

He's totally a queen. Bottoms up.

- You think?

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