Bruno & Boots: Go Jump in the Pool Page #4

of Macdonald Hall.

Uh...

Could-- Could--

Could you give us a minute?

This is my office.

I was gonna say...

Yeah, but why, Boots?

You know my mom.

She was on

the Olympic gym squad.

Can I have your autograph?

And my dad still coaches

basketball. They're jocks.

I'm a jock!

Thanks, man. See ya.

They just think I belong at

a school that's better for...

jocks.

Yeah, but dude,

we've been best pals

since the first day.

Do you remember our first day?

Yeah. How could I forget?

I said I want too much

One second!

Woo!

Oh, uh,

don't worry. My side of the room

is just as bad as yours.

Hey. Uh...

Sup?

I'm Melvin.

We're gonna have

to change that. Okay, Melvin.

I am gonna call you...

uh... pants.

Pants?

Ah, we'll work on it.

Come on in, man. How you doing?

Did you see a fire extinguisher

on the way in? Neither did I.

And that is when I knew that

we'd be best pals forever.

How you literally

blew up our room

and then gave me

a nickname they hate

probably won't

convince my folks.

Why do they need

convincing, dude?

You've already got the greatest

friend in the world,

and you go to the number one

school in the country.

Okay,

number one at attendance.

But do your folks

know that?

Look, I know that

and you know that.

But if my folks don't care,

what can I do about it?

Tell you what

you can do about it.

Just... I'll put the word out,

okay? Midnight meeting.

Sound good?

All right, let's do it.

See you, man.

See you.

Password?

It's us, Elmer.

Bruno says we need a password.

No exceptions.

I think it's "open the door,

or we'll open it for you."

With your head.

All lower case.

All one word.

Ah!

Now I don't

want to blow things

out of proportion or anything,

but this could be

the darkest hour

in Macdonald Hall history.

Ever.

Got your message. What's up?

Oh, nothing major.

Doom, gloom and life

as we know it. Hot chocolate?

Could you be a little bit more

specific? If we get caught here,

Scrimmage has us in self-esteem

building exercises for a month.

Boots might get kicked out

of the Hall next year.

And obviously,

that can't happen.

Macdonald Hall without

Bruno and Boots is like...

like the North Pole without

Santa and Mrs. Claus.

I'm Santa.

Okay?

But we are here to make sure

that that doesn't happen, right?

Indubitably.

I couldn't have said, mumbled

or drawn it better myself!

Uh, all right, everyone.

Show us what you got.

Best idea wins, but there

are no wrong answers.

So with glasses and

a moustache, Boots will be

unrecognizable to his parents

when they come to get him.

Meaning he can stay. Forever!

I'm Boots. Yeah. Hoo hoo!

Can't find me. Uh, huh.

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