Bruce Almighty Page #5
10.
A big accident ahead. Bruce looks at his watch, he's
screwed. A person is CARRIED BY ON A STRETCHER, Bruce is
oblivious.
BRUCE:
This is just my luck.
Bruce's BEEPER sounds. He checks it.
BRUCE.
The meeting's starting, perfect...
(thinks)
Screw it.
He looks to the right of the car in front of him, then peels
off onto the shoulder, passing tons of cars.
BRUCE:
(laughs)
Catch you later, lemmings 1 It's
kill or be killed, only the strong
survive, no guts, no glory1
SFX:
SIRENBruce pulls over, fumes.
BRUCE:
(looking heavenward)
Thank you.
Bruce screeches into a space, races out of the car, bumping
over a trash can, goes back to pick it up, sees a HOMELESS
MAN who sits peacefully next to a paint bucket and sign
boards. The various "warnings" change daily. Today's SIGN
reads:
R EWE BLIND?
Bruce looks at the sign quizzically for a beat, then
continues on.
INT. NEWSROOM - DAY
Bruce rushes through the newsroom, rounds a corner and runs
right into BOBBY, the endlessly yammering PASTRY CART GUY.
1.
1
BOBBY:
Bruce the goose! Morning, Buddy.
Don't even move, I got somethin'
special today. My mom made it just
for you.
BRUCE:
Well, that's- Bobby, I gotta go-
I'm late...
BOBBY:
(bending down)
You like Quiche?
He comes back up, proudly presents a slice of quiche.
BOBBY:
You know, contrary to popular
belief the quiche was actually
invented by the Mayans, then stolen
by the French. They shoulda said,
"Hey, that quiche ain't yours, it's
Mayan!"
Bobby belts out a laugh.
BRUCE:
Bobby, I can't, I--
BOBBY:
Bobby shoves a bite into Bruce's mouth. Bruce feigns liking
it with exasperation.
BRUCE:
Mmm, delicious, I really gotta go.
BOBBY:
That's a buck seventy-five.
BRUCE:
Can you get Kelly- Ahh...
Bruce tosses the thought, digs into his pocket, fishing for
cash.
BOBBY:
(excited)
Oh, two o'clock, two o'clock, two-o-
five, two-ten...
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