Brother Nature Page #5

I'm not naming them.

That is his name.

I'm sensing it.

Oh, no, it's the mom.

Nobody. Move.

Got the satchel!

Okay, on three. Jerry, I'm

standing right here, buddy.

Cathy, I am so sorry.

I will pay for whatever cleaning

service you need for the cabin...

Oh! Stop it, please. That thing

needed renovating anyway.

- Luckily, we have two.

- Look!

- Dream phone!

- Oh, my god.

Does that thing still work?

You tell me.

- Phone call.

- I think your face is cute.

Well, your room is all set.

And if you need anything,

you know where to find us.

Thank you so much. Yeah.

Actually, uh, Cathy, sorry.

I would love to find that moment

alone with you and Jerry,

sometime tomorrow, maybe

just the three of us.

Oh! Absolutely. Jerry and I

always go for a morning hike.

Oh! That's great. Consider

me your co-hiker.

It's early.

7:
00 A.M. sharp.

That's okay. I am an early bird.

I will be there.

All right, I can't wait.

I'm gonna nut! Me too.

7:
00 A.M.!

7:
00 A.M.

Nutting.

Welcome to the free hostel.

It's Todd.

Yeah, I recognized you from

the denim pajama pants.

Mmm. Thank you,

they're pa-Jean-as! Ooh!

I see you brought the camping

essentials of wig and funny glasses.

Wrong-o. I brought

a bunch of them.

Behold the wig museum.

Seriously though, they're communal. So,

feel free to take whatever you want.

I highly suggest raptor head.

Oh! Thank goodness, because I

left my raptor head at home.

You have a raptor head at home?

Shut it down.

You got me, bro.

Gwen, I think we're

going to keep this one.

Let me get that for you,

clear a little space.

Sorry. It's my

white noise machine.

Need this bad boy to sleep.

My roommate had one of those.

She played forest sounds.

Oh, nice.

I use casino floor.

"Casino floor"?

Yeah. I grew up in Reno. My

mom was a Blackjack dealer,

so I spent a lot

of time at casinees.

The sounds are just

soothing to me I guess.

I hated it when he first

started staying over,

but now I can't

sleep without it.

Yeah.

Oh. Is this going to bother you?

I didn't even think of asking.

I'm a heavy sleeper, so I'm fine,

but did you bring earplugs?

I did not.

Rog-Mahal,

trust me.

This thing is going to

conk your butt right out!

Need I say more?

No more bets.

Mommy!

No!

...flying home, 'cause I

got a text on my pager...

...oh, this is not

my mess.

- It was so his mess!

- It was so his mess!

Hey, Roger!

- I slept in.

- Don't worry about it.

You're on vacation.

Not a problem.

I'm so sorry. I just... I had a hard

time falling asleep last night.

Oh, Rog, if you want to switch beds,

man, you just let me know. Okay?

Aw, beautiful.

Hey, Rog...

I got the squirrel bite

on my nuts to prove it.

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