Brooklyn Rules Page #6

All right, here.

Check this out.

Let me know what you think.

$8. 73 an hour.

Are you gonna be a mailman?

A mail clerk.

See, that way, if it rains,

you get to stay inside.

It's federal, so if you f*** up,

they can't fire you.

How can you possibly

f*** this up?

I don't know.

I'm just saying.

What do you think?

It's good.

You know, you're happy; I'm happy.

When's the test?

I just sent out for the application.

What's up?

Holy...

What's so funny?

What?

So the mafia's hiring

bullfighters now?

Seriously, Carmine,

You gotta be f***ing kidding.

Yeah, all right, why don't you

check out GQ this month?

'Cause this is the next big thing.

Where, Guadalajara?

Funny.

Very funny.

Go shine your penny loafers

so we can go.

We ready now, please?

Mm-Mm, he's going over to Amy's.

You can knuckle her any time.

That's it.

Now none of you's the best man.

You're gonna marry the girl.

You're gonna see her every day

for the rest of your life.

Not if I can't afford a ring.

It's a movie, you f***in' chiseler.

Okay, how about

Kiss of the Spider Woman?

How about you kiss my f***ing a**hole?

How about that, huh?

Then I'm not going.

Ugh, fine, we'll go without you.

Come on, Zorro.

Motherf***er.

Be quiet!

My parents are sleeping.

Michael J. Fox comes back

at the end, right?

How come his parents, they're over here;

They don't recognize him

as the kid from the beginning?

Doesn't make any sense.

Well, maybe time travel

screws with your memory or something.

But they didn't time travel; he did.

Doesn't make any f***ing sense.

I wouldn't overthink it, you know?

I'm just saying.

F***in' pig.

Give me a napkin, would you?

Yeah.

- What's this?

- Nothin'.

Some redneck came in the store,

Tried to get me to hire him

as our new garbage company.

Get the f*** out of here.

He's got a necklace

With a f***in' ear on it.

He cut it off some gook in the war.

Send him after that blackjack dealer

is what you should do.

Hey, what did Philly want

to talk to you about that night?

"Come see me about the thing. "

Um, nothing, you know, he's...

Got something going down

at the airport.

Ever heard of John Gotti?

No.

He's with the Gambinos in Queens.

Philly's in with some of his crew, so-

Why are you f***ing around

with these guys?

I don't know, Mike.

What do you think?

Maybe I should

sign up for college, maybe,

start hanging out in the city, huh?

What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

Sometimes you act like we don't come

from the same place.

What are you talking about?

What am I "talking" about?

What am I talk-- That.

You sound like Thurston Howell.

Excuse me for not wanting

to sound like a moron.

Oh.

You know what I mean.

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