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You've got to, haven't you?

It's the seaside.

Do you ever think

about dying, Manchester?

I think that when you die,

you'll be the same

as before you were born.

If you die before me,

ask if you can take a friend.

Do you want to buried or cremated?

I want to be buried, not burnt.

I want the worms to eat me

so I can go back

to where we all came from.

What about you?

Cremated.

Why?

I like fire.

Hello?

Is that Franny?

Hi, yeah, it's Manchester.

Where are we?

You know what you

were saying last night?

What about?

About the future.

Yeah.

Well, we're at Franny's house.

Who the f*** is Franny?

He's this bloke I met.

He said he might be able to help us.

Help us with what?

I'm not sure.

What the f***, Manchester?

What?

Why do you always have to do this?

I thought this was our story.

It is.

You're a f***ing dick, Manchester.

It'll be all right, baby.

Let's just see what happens.

Big fat f***ing dick.

Come on, Noon.

Don't be like that.

Manchester.

Come on.

Manchester.

Good to see you.

I'm glad you decided to come.

You must be Noon.

Hi.

Come over and meet the wife.

Everything is going to be okay.

Promise.

Leah, this is Manchester,

the photographer,

and his girlfriend Noon.

This is my wife, Leah.

Hello, Manchester.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

Hello, Leah.

Hello, Noon.

Hi.

I like your shorts.

Thanks.

Right. Come on.

I'll show you to your room.

Join me downstairs for a drink

when you've settled in, guys.

Why did that man

call you a photographer?

F*** knows.

Where did you meet him?

He drinks in the George.

He drinks in the George

and lives in a house like this?

This place is mental.

What's he do?

I don't really know,

but he said he might be able

to get me a job.

What are you thinking about?

Nothing.

Let's go downstairs.

I can't go down looking like this.

You look good.

I feel dirty.

I'll see you downstairs.

Don't leave me, baby.

Prick.

Sleep okay?

What you having?

Whatever you're having.

Where's Noon?

She says she feels dirty.

Come on.

I want to show you something.

So what do you think?

What is it?

This is what I do, Manchester.

What, you're a housewife?

No.

Oh, you watch porn.

No.

I make porn.

Well, not porn.

The word suggests a complete

lack of artistic value.

Look, whether it's writing,

pictures, films,

what interests me is art

that arouses sexual desire.

Nice.

That's how I met Leah.

What, Leah's a porn star?

No, no.

Not anymore.

She's doing a PhD now in erotology.

Come in.

Hiya.

Is everything okay?

Mmm.

Where's Manchester?

He's downstairs with Franny.

Would you like me to run you a bath?

Yes, please.

I am telling you, kid.

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