Bride & Prejudice Page #3

# No-one can be at your wedding

# With a bad taste in their mouth

# So we will supply the ras malai

# The guests won't leave without

Look at that.

Come on.

Hurry up.

Ha!

# Fancy pearls and precious stones

imported from far and wide

# We melt and mould

and set for our 24-carat bride

# Cut, colour, clarity,

the best you've ever seen

# Only the Kohinoor is better,

but you'll have to ask the Queen

# A marriage has come to town

# Laughter, colour, light and sound

# Life is great, let's celebrate

# The sacred union two souls have found

# Life and all its intricacies

# We'll paint on your hands and feet

# The colour of mud shows the heat in the blood

# Henna is the earth and all her fertility

# We'll darken your lifeline, to deepen with time

# Adding soul to the magic that is to be

# Your life and all its intricacies

# Who can tell you more about Yin and Yang?

# Sharing one spirit between woman and man

# Marriage is the path taken by he and she

# May your new life be kissed by harmony

(Speaks Punjabi)

# lt seems they had nothing

in their lives before today

# And why are they so happy

to give a daughter away?

# You've got what you always wanted

and for that l am glad

# But just take a look around you,

the city has gone mad

# Can't wait for the day,

can't keep our shoulders down

# God bless you for getting

this marriage into town

# A marriage has come to town

# Laughter, colour, light and sound

# Life is great, let's celebrate

# The sacred union two souls have found

# A marriage has come to town

# Laughter, colour, light and sound

# A marriage has come to town

# Laughter, colour, light and sound

(Cheering)

(Hindu wedding ceremony)

Hi, hi.

They look sizzling, yeah?

Jaya should grab him right away.

Seduce him before he leaves,

give him a little taste

so he comes begging back for more.

What makes you such an expert, huh?

l know enough to know

that if that damn cute Darcy was looking at me

the way he is looking at you now,

l wouldn't ignore him.

LALlTA:
You're nuts, Chandra.

Oh, God, is he coming now?

- Lalita.

- Huh?

Marry him.

Divorce him right away.

Then give me half.

(Both laugh)

Someone's having some fun up here.

- lt's not my tie, is it?

- No, we were just joking...

- (Sneezes) Excuse me.

- Someone's thinking of you.

l'm off to get a Coke. Bye.

- What'd she say?

- Oh, it's just an old saying.

We say whenever you sneeze,

it means someone's thinking of you.

lt's probably my lawyer.

Can't get any work done in the hotel l'm in.

- Which hotel's that?

- lt's the DN lnternational.

That's the best hotel in town.

Oh.

Their computer system keeps crashing,

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