Bridal Wave Page #3

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THE, UH, FERRY HAS

FROZEN YOGURT.

IT DOESN'T NECESSARILY HAVE

THE HEALING POWERS OF ICE CREAM,

BUT IT'S GOOD.

MAYBE WE COULD:

HAVE A SCOOP.

I CAN'T.

OH.

IS IT...

IS IT THE FLIP FLOPS?

BECAUSE I DO OWN SHOES.

I BELIEVE YOU,

UH, AND I JUST HAVE TO GO.

OKAY.

WHERE IS SHE?

THE FERRY'S HERE.

HERE SHE IS.

MOM THOUGHT YOU RAN AWAY.

NO, I JUST,

I JUST HAD A HEADACHE.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED

TO GET A HEADACHE

AFTER YOU GET MARRIED.

COME ON, THE FERRY'S

PULLING IN.

I KNOW. OKAY.

JEEZ...

OLD MAID?

OH, THANK YOU.

[GASPING]

ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL?

WELCOME, BIENVENUE.

HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

UH, YEAH,

WE'LL TAKE FIVE TICKETS

TO THE 4:
00 SHOW,

AND A LARGE:

POPCORN, PLEASE.

GEORGIE!

WE'RE HERE FOR

THE DWYER-HAMILTON WEDDING.

THE DELUXE #3 PACKAGE

WITH THE CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN.

[GASPING IN DELIGHT]

[WINCING] AH!

QUINOA.

IT'S THE NEW RICE.

STANDARD:

ON ALL PACKAGES.

THIS MUST BE THE BRIDE.

OH, NO, SHE'S

ALREADY MARRIED.

THIS IS THE BRIDE.

HI. YEAH.

OH, I

APOLOGIZE.

WELL, IT HAPPENS.

ALL THE TIME.

AND THE GROOM?

HE'S AT A CONFERENCE.

DR. PHILLIP HAMILTON.

YOU MAY HAVE HEARD OF HIM?

HE INVENTED:

THE HAMILTON NOSE.

HIS FATHER INVENTED

THE HAMILTON CHIN.

MOM.

OH.

UH, WELL...

[CLEARING THROAT]

DO YOU HAVE:

ANY OTHER COLORS?

YELLOW WASHES HER OUT.

YES, I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN.

AH, PINK--

PINK REALLY ISN' HER COLOR EITHER.

WHITE GOES WITH EVERYTHING.

- WHITE, GEORGIE?

- FINE.

MAY I?

WELL, FOLLOW ME.

EVERYTHING'S

GOING TO BE FINE...

AND AS:

YOU CAN SEE,

WE'VE REMODELED

IN THE LAST TWO YEARS,

WHICH PUTS US ON PAR

WITH THE OTHER FIVE-STAR

HOTELS IN THE AREA.

THERE'S OUR FORMAL RESTAURANT.

OVER TO THIS SIDE IS OUR LOUNGE.

HERE'S OUR COMPLIMENTARY

COCONUT WATER...

AND OUR VIEW.

NOW, OUR AWARD-WINNING AMENITIES

INCLUDE A SPA:

A 24-HOUR

FITNESS CENTER, A POOL,

AND JACUZZI HEATED

TO 104 DEGREES.

HONEY, IN TWO DAYS,

THAT WILL BE YOU.

[SIGHS IN

SATISFACTION]

THIS WAY.

GREETINGS, NEWLYWEDS

AND NEARLYWEDS.

AND... HERE WE ARE.

YOUR ROOM'S

DOWN THIS WAY.

- SWEET.

- THANK YOU.

M.O.B.,

F.O.B.?

EXCUSE ME?

MOTHER OF THE BRIDE,

FATHER OF THE BRIDE.

OH.

GROOM'S

PARENTS?

WELL, M.O.G.

IS ON HER WAY,

AND F.O.G. DECEASED.

I SEE.

FOLLOW ME.

OKAY.

AND FOR THE BRIDE,

THE "I DO" SUITE.

I HOPE:

YOU LIKE IT.

I DO.

OH, SHE DOES.

NUPTIAL BASKET.

UPSTAIRS, WE HAVE

"HIS" AND "HERS" ROBES

AND BEDSIDE:

ROSE PETALS.

WOW.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING

YOU NEED,

MY DIRECT LINE.

THANK YOU.

EXCUSE ME.

NOW, I'M GOING TO GO

CHECK ON YOUR FATHER.

ARE YOU GOING TO BE

ALL RIGHT ALONE IN HERE?

MOTHER,

I'M NOT ALONE.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE OUTSIDE]

SEE?

I HAVE THEM.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[KISSING]

BYE.

BYE!

[SIGHING]

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